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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just had my annual appraisal
I used the word "cuntbeak" and the phrase "disconnected nouveau riche smugfuck" in it.

It went rather well!

You lot had appraisals yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:02, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Well done son!
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Woo for tomorrow!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's not how you play this game, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I think that equals a disqualification, Da'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Sad times :(
On the bright side, I'm not at work until Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
That is a bright side!
I'm in work Monday, to train some minions.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
That's a bugger and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Meh, the training's the easy part
Getting UP in the morning is HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I have Monday off
may make you walk back
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
You have a hot date, you need to drive back Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)
How did you get away with those words?
Pottymouth.
I haven't had one for ages. Pile of tripe here.
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I get away with a lot here
Eww, tripe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
You love tripe.
You used to go the burger hatch in the Krazyhouse and get tripe burgers with chips.
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I never ate anything from there
Or anyone, come to think of it.

I did see quite a few people getting some hand-action under the stairs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Aw, people were always humping in corners
Bless them
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I think one of them was you.
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Both of them?
My those are big thumbs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Was it fook!
I have only ever snogged someone once in there since 1994.
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I only ever pulled one girl there
When we got back to hers she introduced me to her flatmates as her boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
and you both lived happily ever after...

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Or it didn't
And it took me two months to get my NIN shirt back.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
These people exist...

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
In all too plentiful supply

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)
how did you leave
without your t shirt?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
It was a longsleeve, I'd given it to her to keep her warm
I had a t-shirt underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You daft cunt
Sometimes it's just better to go home and wank
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^this is never true
It's always better to curl up with Crazy McLoonytits than batter your sausage over Babestation while crying
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
No, I'm now squarely in the "better to go home alone and wank" group

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Oh no way
Sometimes it's not worth the aftermath
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
and you were so desperate to leave the poor loon
that you scarpered before being properly attired? Shame on you good sir, shame indeed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
She was a mental!
I'd have run wearing nothing but a Hovis loaf.
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but you're a girl
you can afford to be picky
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
And she reeeeeeeaaallly likes Hovis
It's like the opposite of a safety word to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
can she get a whole loaf up her?
/impressed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
OFFICELOLZ!

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I was a gent
I said that nothing was going to happen, stayed a while, drank tea, then left.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
LIES
you took your top off, flexed your manly biceps to impress her, and left when you saw her scribbling 'Mr and Mrs Majora' on the wall
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
It's like I'm watching a Crimewatch re-enactment
Wait, you're not the girl, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
No-one will ever love you like I did

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I certainly hope that's the case

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I must try this...
A northern delicacy perchance?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Oh it's the fitness

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)

fitness random animal by-product
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I have never really eaten tripe!

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bollocks
you northerners put it on your cereal and everything
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I have one word for you, sir
Haggis
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Aye, and?
Peppered sheep innards. Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Can't say I've had the pleasure
'Aye', is it? You'll be calling me a wee bawbag next!
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Get it right up yez
as Jack & Victor would say
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)
"Look who it is, Rod Hull & Emu!"
"That's right Boaby, cos he's got more chance o gettin his hand up a bird!"
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I had one last night
it was rather glowing.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)
...one boner...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Glad to hear it
Where do you see yourself in five years?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)
battering my sausage over Babestation
while crying
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)
*scribbles notes*
Uh-huh, hmm, and what training would you like to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)
erm, I'd probably need to know
how to setup a digital TV. Look, am I getting a pay rise or what?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Sounds painful
Do you think you overworked it?
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it wouldn't have been
glowing if I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Oh my

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