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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just had my annual appraisal
I used the word "cuntbeak" and the phrase "disconnected nouveau riche smugfuck" in it.
It went rather well!
You lot had appraisals yet?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:02, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I used the word "cuntbeak" and the phrase "disconnected nouveau riche smugfuck" in it.
It went rather well!
You lot had appraisals yet?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:02, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's not how you play this game, is it?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)
That's not how you play this game, is it?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)
That is a bright side!
I'm in work Monday, to train some minions.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I'm in work Monday, to train some minions.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Meh, the training's the easy part
Getting UP in the morning is HARD.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Getting UP in the morning is HARD.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
How did you get away with those words?
Pottymouth.
I haven't had one for ages. Pile of tripe here.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Pottymouth.
I haven't had one for ages. Pile of tripe here.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)
You love tripe.
You used to go the burger hatch in the Krazyhouse and get tripe burgers with chips.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)
You used to go the burger hatch in the Krazyhouse and get tripe burgers with chips.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I never ate anything from there
Or anyone, come to think of it.
I did see quite a few people getting some hand-action under the stairs though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Or anyone, come to think of it.
I did see quite a few people getting some hand-action under the stairs though.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Was it fook!
I have only ever snogged someone once in there since 1994.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I have only ever snogged someone once in there since 1994.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I only ever pulled one girl there
When we got back to hers she introduced me to her flatmates as her boyfriend.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
When we got back to hers she introduced me to her flatmates as her boyfriend.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
It was a longsleeve, I'd given it to her to keep her warm
I had a t-shirt underneath.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I had a t-shirt underneath.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
^this is never true
It's always better to curl up with Crazy McLoonytits than batter your sausage over Babestation while crying
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
It's always better to curl up with Crazy McLoonytits than batter your sausage over Babestation while crying
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
No, I'm now squarely in the "better to go home alone and wank" group
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
and you were so desperate to leave the poor loon
that you scarpered before being properly attired? Shame on you good sir, shame indeed
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
that you scarpered before being properly attired? Shame on you good sir, shame indeed
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
And she reeeeeeeaaallly likes Hovis
It's like the opposite of a safety word to her.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
It's like the opposite of a safety word to her.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I was a gent
I said that nothing was going to happen, stayed a while, drank tea, then left.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I said that nothing was going to happen, stayed a while, drank tea, then left.
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
LIES
you took your top off, flexed your manly biceps to impress her, and left when you saw her scribbling 'Mr and Mrs Majora' on the wall
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
you took your top off, flexed your manly biceps to impress her, and left when you saw her scribbling 'Mr and Mrs Majora' on the wall
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
It's like I'm watching a Crimewatch re-enactment
Wait, you're not the girl, are you?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Wait, you're not the girl, are you?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Can't say I've had the pleasure
'Aye', is it? You'll be calling me a wee bawbag next!
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)
'Aye', is it? You'll be calling me a wee bawbag next!
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)
"Look who it is, Rod Hull & Emu!"
"That's right Boaby, cos he's got more chance o gettin his hand up a bird!"
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)
"That's right Boaby, cos he's got more chance o gettin his hand up a bird!"
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)
*scribbles notes*
Uh-huh, hmm, and what training would you like to do?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Uh-huh, hmm, and what training would you like to do?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)
erm, I'd probably need to know
how to setup a digital TV. Look, am I getting a pay rise or what?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)
how to setup a digital TV. Look, am I getting a pay rise or what?
( , Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)
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