Is that you on the microscope slide?
You're very tiny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

squeak!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I'll have to change to a higher power and adjust the gain
Oh yes. Perfectly formed, but terribly tiny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:22, Reply)

/stomps tiny foot

dammit I am enormous!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:24, Reply)

On the internet, you are but electrons
I'm the enormous one
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:26, Reply)

/mind blown

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Are you off to frighten any boys this weekend?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:29, Reply)

no
i think that was a one off. Oddly the nice one wanted to meet again, but I don't think we will.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Pity, but probably for the best
I'm glad I've never intentionally had to go out and find a GF. I would be really crap at it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I thought I'd end up either liking ot hating
them, not having self revelations when they are too nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Interesting
I sense a bit of guilt in there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I didn't do nuffin!
I just think I'd break anyone nice. Whoever I go out with next is doomed.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Oh dear.
That's a burden for you. How do you select a victim, sorry, potential date?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I have no idea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Maybe you won't break them
You'll just cause them to have revelations too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I think he'd come off worse


pff! I said 'come', didn't even realise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

And if you come off better
then the next time you meet, the roles will be swapped. And the next time, they'll be swapped again, and so forth. This way, you'll both be doing the eternal dance of the moral corruption while never once being on the same wavelength.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

maaaan
dating sucks!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)