I WANT ATTENTION!
look at meeeeeeeeee!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 18:58, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who said that?

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:00, Reply)

yooohooo!!!
mmeeeee! over here!!

*waves frantically*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Is that you on the microscope slide?
You're very tiny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:17, Reply)

squeak!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I'll have to change to a higher power and adjust the gain
Oh yes. Perfectly formed, but terribly tiny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:22, Reply)

/stomps tiny foot

dammit I am enormous!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:24, Reply)

On the internet, you are but electrons
I'm the enormous one
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:26, Reply)

/mind blown

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Are you off to frighten any boys this weekend?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:29, Reply)

no
i think that was a one off. Oddly the nice one wanted to meet again, but I don't think we will.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Pity, but probably for the best
I'm glad I've never intentionally had to go out and find a GF. I would be really crap at it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I thought I'd end up either liking ot hating
them, not having self revelations when they are too nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Interesting
I sense a bit of guilt in there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I didn't do nuffin!
I just think I'd break anyone nice. Whoever I go out with next is doomed.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Oh dear.
That's a burden for you. How do you select a victim, sorry, potential date?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I have no idea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Maybe you won't break them
You'll just cause them to have revelations too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I think he'd come off worse


pff! I said 'come', didn't even realise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

And if you come off better
then the next time you meet, the roles will be swapped. And the next time, they'll be swapped again, and so forth. This way, you'll both be doing the eternal dance of the moral corruption while never once being on the same wavelength.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

maaaan
dating sucks!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm the bloody attention seeking one on here.
But I guess there's always room for another girl on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:18, Reply)

it's a big place
and I plan to be attention seeking for a limited time. Then you can have your crown back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I haz cheese on toast
want some?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I'm stuffed to the gills.
I've just eaten shrimp and fried rice with a side order of chips.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:32, Reply)

just a couple of Kraft slices then?
They really are "waffer fin"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:35, Reply)

God I love processed cheese.
But really I couldn't manage it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I once convinced my Guide leader
than painting on processed cheese was a recognised craft/kraft
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Did someone say toast?
* powers up the old Breville *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

yay!
toastie time!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

* strokes and gently pushes down the toast-levers in anticipation *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:42, Reply)

phwaooor
that's some sexy toast action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

* fiddles with browning-setting *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*asplodes!*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

* ejects *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

nice doing business with you
*shakes hand*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

* butters hand *

* presses the re-heat button on the toaster *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

got any jam?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm totally covered in jam
Just scrape some off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

*boik*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Gah!
That's the jam ruined.

I've also got marmalade.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:35, Reply)

chunky?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I've covered my hair in a huge blob of marmalade so I've now got a massive marmalade afro on my head. Come and get it before it attracts toomany bees.

The density of chunks varies from side to side. The right side of the 'afro' is the chunkiest.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)

bees, hair and marmalade is my favourite combination
*munches afro*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Munch away!
Just remember to stop once you taste flesh.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:48, Reply)

you'll be lucky
I've got a large nutcracker and a taste for spicy brains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:50, Reply)

In that case
I suspect you'll soon end up being renamed nutcracker-related incident.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Crikey! What's all this then?
It's been some time since I crept through the hallowed portals and there are NEW PEOPLE!

Last time I was here Maladismal was in charge of the "look at me" stuff.

BGB remains a constant - y'alreet, chuck?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:06, Reply)

nice to meet you
Mr The Dissapointed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It wouldn't be
If you actually met me.

But via the masked ball of the internet, nice to say a jolly hello to you too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Hi!
What you been up to? Doing up the home and fraternizing with your beloved?
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Oh.
I sort of assumed I'd get a huge effusive "Welcome back", possibly with a ticker-tape strewn parade and the Dagenham Girl Pipers trumpeting -or piping - my long awaited return to OT.

Or not...

Yes, I'm now officially cohabiting again, house is still in a structurally dangerous condition but it's getting closer.

As of Monday 8th I'll be a full-time bus driver.

Get my redundancy from the former main job next week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Instead of ticker-tape
we'll just line up our toasters and cause them to eject toast in sequence so as you walk down the path, you'll constantly have toast flying over your head.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

That'll do fine
How are you Spak?

Long time no speaky.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Greetings TD
I've been through the Winter Blues pretty bad this year, but think I'm now perking up again. I still think that all companies should offer their staff a 2 month winter hibernation period.

What's all this about the co-habiting?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Yeah...I've been away...
Jan - insinuated her way into my life on my 41st birthday (9th November).

Things seem pretty good.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Glad things are going well : )
I hope you will be a nice bus driver and not one of those horrible brusque ones who don't smile and try to trap you in the door.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Driving in Leeds
For Geldards - mainly stoodent work but I'll also be doing client developement (in other words - contract building) when I'm not driving.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Bedtime, B3TA
I'll check that you're OK again in a couple of month's time.

Keep safe.

x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:30, Reply)

'night
Enjoy the hibernation.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)