We're all going to die
Accept this and live in your filth
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Thank you, Confuscious *tuts*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

sorry
I'm just bitter with the world. I hurt from footy last night, the lights keep going off in my house and I couldn't convince anyone to take my spare gig ticket for tomorrow.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

1) MTFU
2) Turn the lights back on
3) Tout the ticket outside the gig
4) Profit
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I read that as trout
and now I'm hungry
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I will
NEVER sell or buy a ticket from a tout. Scum. Sub-human scum the lot of them.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Doesn't mean you can't BE one...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:27, Reply)

good point

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I bet you could get a taker
Just don't tell them they're also going to get bummed in Shepherd's Bush afterwards.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

maybe advertise that
Free bumming in Shepherd's Bush with every gig ticket
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I think you're on to something there...

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You could market it with two different kinds of tickets,
one for givers: Free person to bum with every ticket
and one for takers: Free bumming with every ticket

and then just pair everyone up. Jobsagoodun!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

as you're a source of fantastic ideas today
could you also suggest a few names for the website
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

www.websiteforfreebummingwithgigtickets.com?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Phew
It's not already taken.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

bummitmaster.com

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

aww
that's way better than mine. I'm embarrassed now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)