Afternoon all!
I should be cleaning up right now.
Motivate me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:04, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bollox.
Never mind tidying up. Specs off and hair down please.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

hear hear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

there there

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

now now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I've got bobbed hair and don't wear glasses
You pair of soft cunts!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

And you call yourself a librarian? For shame.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

my thoughts exactly
How else are you going to do the Rachel Weiz in The Mummy thing?
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

<sid james>
I don't want to do Rachel Weisz in her mummy thing.
I'm not a lesbian.
But I am a much better librarian than her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

she couldn't stack shelves
half as well as you can
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

What, shelves?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

POIDH

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

fat lot of good you are then!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Shut up Brenda

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Ha haaa
Tidy up or I'll Gaz you some cock pics.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

She'll never tidy up now.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

*Mr Sheens like there's no tomorrow*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

*spaffs*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Clean up you dirty bastard!

/is doing it wrong
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Yeah ta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

We're all going to die
Accept this and live in your filth
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Thank you, Confuscious *tuts*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

sorry
I'm just bitter with the world. I hurt from footy last night, the lights keep going off in my house and I couldn't convince anyone to take my spare gig ticket for tomorrow.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

1) MTFU
2) Turn the lights back on
3) Tout the ticket outside the gig
4) Profit
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I read that as trout
and now I'm hungry
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I will
NEVER sell or buy a ticket from a tout. Scum. Sub-human scum the lot of them.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Doesn't mean you can't BE one...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:27, Reply)

good point

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I bet you could get a taker
Just don't tell them they're also going to get bummed in Shepherd's Bush afterwards.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

maybe advertise that
Free bumming in Shepherd's Bush with every gig ticket
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I think you're on to something there...

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You could market it with two different kinds of tickets,
one for givers: Free person to bum with every ticket
and one for takers: Free bumming with every ticket

and then just pair everyone up. Jobsagoodun!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

as you're a source of fantastic ideas today
could you also suggest a few names for the website
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

www.websiteforfreebummingwithgigtickets.com?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Phew
It's not already taken.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

bummitmaster.com

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

aww
that's way better than mine. I'm embarrassed now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm going to New York in April.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

That's not very motivational...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That is not motivating me
That is making me drunk with envy.
I have wanted to go for a very long time :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You'd go down a treat over there...
The potty mouthed English Aunty thing sends them crazy.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I know
I know they'd love me.
They'd give me my own tv show.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Probably with Charlie Sheen.
And some children.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Well when you're a big girl you might be able to go.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Imagine someone who is judgemental is coming to visit
now go do the washing up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Kim and Aggie?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I wish they were my aunties

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Actually,
in my head Roota looks like Kim Woodburn. That's probably insulting but I've yet to be proved otherwise.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I am exactly like her in personality
My family make me do impersonations in my fancy gloves.
But I look the opposite. I hope.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

So then you look;
Young, not-bronzed, dirty and slim?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

YES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Like Lindsay Lohan
before she hit the fake tan?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh hell yes!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Nope sorry
Like a flapper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Blousie
in Bugsy Malone?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'd like to think more Louise Brooks
or her from Swing Out Sister
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh ReeEEEAAAAaalllly?!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

That's giving me creepy thoughts.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yeah yeah
blame it on me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*blames*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

f s
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Mind yourself...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm pleased with it
shortest post evah.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Dressing like a flapper
I get it all the time. Even from my mum.
DAD: "You putting on one of your flapper dresses?"
MUM: "You mean slapper dress!"
They're like Morecambe and fucking Wise, they really are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

which one
is the fit one?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You're sick...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I think Morcambe and Wise are both dead
So neither are that fit really.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

THEY ARE!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Ok, imagine a judgemental person whose opinion you care about
like a handsom young doctor
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

or House

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

or Richard Chamberlain

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

What do you know? ¬ ¬

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Well...first the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too fat and turned into oil
then Princess Diana died.

That's everything I know.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Do you wear a cape?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Oh Hellooooooo....
Did you call?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You sound like George Takai in Family Guy

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

that's exactly what I thought
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

But it's nice in here
echos a bit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

haha
careful you don't trip over the tumbleweed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*does dishes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You are a very good scrubber.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

The last man who called me that got hit with a floorbrush

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

'Scrubber' is a sadly underused word...
...in the 'tarty' sense.

A classic retro-swear.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

If I have masses of cleaning to do
I'll put on a video game and then I'll pick up/clean 10 items and then play a level of video game. Repeat as necessary.

If in a hurry, I put on some fast and loud music and then try and beat the song.

I don't tidy very often though, so when I do it's still a novelty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Ha!!
I do that! Whack on some Prodigy or Pendulum and do everything in time with the music. You're not allowed to miss a beat so have to be able to plan ahead in order to win the game.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Haha yeah
My favourites are System and MSI. Although with MSI I get distracted and have a bit of a dance. And I once tried to vacuum to System's Psycho and ran over my foot so many times it went numb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

MSI?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Mindless Self Indulgence
Not MRSA as my stupid friends like to call them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Ah, I nearly made that joke myself.
Glad i didn't now... I'm going to listen to them. I have, until this point, been unaware of their existence.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

they're awesome
My favourites are Shut Me Up and Wack. In case that influences the decision of which song to break your MSI virginity with.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

It was broken with Straight to Video,
purely because Spotify told me that was best. I prefer shut me up though...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

When I went to their last gig
they told us off for enjoying Straight to Video, they said we were sell-outs if we liked that one, so I guess that was the one that made them popular.

I didn't like to admit that the only reason I had heard of them was because of a youtube video of their song Bitches that was mixed with Pokemon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I PUT ON SMACK MY BITCH UP!!
I'll start at 1pm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

yeah right
I'll do it in ten minutes.

...ten more minutes

...I'll just break for lunch

...best make a coffee first

...I'll start in ten minutes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)