Imagine someone who is judgemental is coming to visit
now go do the washing up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Kim and Aggie?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I wish they were my aunties

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Actually,
in my head Roota looks like Kim Woodburn. That's probably insulting but I've yet to be proved otherwise.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I am exactly like her in personality
My family make me do impersonations in my fancy gloves.
But I look the opposite. I hope.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

So then you look;
Young, not-bronzed, dirty and slim?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

YES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Like Lindsay Lohan
before she hit the fake tan?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh hell yes!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Nope sorry
Like a flapper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Blousie
in Bugsy Malone?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'd like to think more Louise Brooks
or her from Swing Out Sister
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh ReeEEEAAAAaalllly?!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

That's giving me creepy thoughts.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yeah yeah
blame it on me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*blames*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

f s
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Mind yourself...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm pleased with it
shortest post evah.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Dressing like a flapper
I get it all the time. Even from my mum.
DAD: "You putting on one of your flapper dresses?"
MUM: "You mean slapper dress!"
They're like Morecambe and fucking Wise, they really are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

which one
is the fit one?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You're sick...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I think Morcambe and Wise are both dead
So neither are that fit really.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

THEY ARE!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Ok, imagine a judgemental person whose opinion you care about
like a handsom young doctor
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

or House

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

or Richard Chamberlain

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

What do you know? ¬ ¬

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Well...first the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too fat and turned into oil
then Princess Diana died.

That's everything I know.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Do you wear a cape?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Oh Hellooooooo....
Did you call?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You sound like George Takai in Family Guy

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

that's exactly what I thought
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

But it's nice in here
echos a bit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

haha
careful you don't trip over the tumbleweed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*does dishes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You are a very good scrubber.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

The last man who called me that got hit with a floorbrush

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

'Scrubber' is a sadly underused word...
...in the 'tarty' sense.

A classic retro-swear.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)