This is a goodun.
My mate described a local politician as "The sort of bloke who would give laxatives to guide dogs". That will now be my sig.

Any descriptions you are particularly fond of?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You'll know what i mean...

When you have one of those poos that sounds like a pile of slippers falling out of the loft.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)

LARPing
=cross country pantomime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I've never met anyone in real life who admited to LARPing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

that's why I'm on the internet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

cunt, beaker, shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I can never remember what bulldog clips are called
so I tend to ask people around me for 'those clips that look like tiny handbags' - people always give me the right thing, so my description can't be too bad! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I'm so proud to be your
BFF
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Hey thanks fellow BFF
You're looking particularly ace today I must say! Is that a new hat, it suits you! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

actually it's my moustache
that's just been waxed. Thanks for noticing :D
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ooooh fancy
and waxy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Egg Chasing
(it's as gay as the post-match buggery)
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Susan Boyle
"looks like a cross between Ann Widdecombe and a haunted tree" Charlie Brooker.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

"I'd call you a cunt"
"But you lack both warmth and depth."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)