You think that's camp?
Try going to Flamingos or Funny Girls (both in Blackpool). Ended up in Flamingos twice thanks to my girlfriend. All I can say is I'm glad I had her to hold on to and I made sure I kept my back to a wall.

Edit: I notice you have already mentioned these places
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gosh, you sound like an thoroughly enlightened, modern chap.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You do have to watch out for drive-by bummings
They're very common
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

There's nothing that one of the gays likes more than to engage in anal rape with unsuspecting heterosexual men

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

In the middle of a nightclub
in front of their girlfriends
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That just gets them even more excited

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I always drag an unsuspecting female with me to gay clubs
so when I get unexpectedly anally raped, I have an extra level of humiliation in front of said lady.

It's the only reason I go.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Surely if these allegations about men in gay clubs are true
Their Gaydar would allow them to detect that this woman was not your girlfriend, and you were a dirty fraud
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You'd think.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

They probably do know she's not your girlfriend
but they do so love the SURPRISE bumming that they can't help themselves.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Nohing quite like a stealthy dry bumming.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:20, Reply)

My girlfriend calls me gay
so maybe I am hiding something :|
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

My experience of the Flamingo
was bloody brilliant actually - I've always had a really good time there. I'm capable of being immensely camp and sometimes it's nice to act up and not worry about having my McCoy's taken away for not being man-ish enough. And as a general rule gay men are no more likely to enforce bumming than women are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

This is clearly not true
see my comment above.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Is your claim based on any scientific research?
It'd be brilliant to get a grant for that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

You can get them but the only lend you pink pounds.
I've found it difficult to get people to accept them in normal shops as legal tender.

/Jokes about Tender/Pounding/Stuggling to get people to 'accept'
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You get points
for taking care of every possible comeback in one post

Hehe... comeback
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I can't do that unless you turn around...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Congratulations
You're the first person to offer me sex on B3ta. I don't care if you were kidding. My fragile ego needs the boost
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:24, Reply)

They like to do that too
since they all go bareback to help spread the AIDZ better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)