I'm sure they would do anything to keep you happy
I'm getting an extra big bag of frazzles in anticipation.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As Nana always says...
"There are no pockets in a shroud"
I won't have pockets, luv!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Bumbag!!
I have a home-made Fred Flintstone costume which is not much more than a furry smock.

I've found a bumbag sits comfortably underneath and give me ample storage for my lubes and dildos wallet and phone.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Won't work
St Jude would not have had a bum bag.
It'll have to be my German army satchel instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Actually, now you mention it,
he did have a genuine WW2 army satchel didn't he?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

He did
With a picture of himself inside.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I shall be lifting the shroud
and applying the frazzles directly to your buttocks in that case. Although my mrs may have something to say about that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Mmmm...
Bacon crisps rubbed on my little botty?

What a treat!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Ah, Mrs Al...
You mean the other half of this outfit?
cyanatrendland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/katy-perry-two-face-outfit.jpg

I know she's not real.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I just turn sideways and talk to you out of the other side of my mouth.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I knew it
*falsetto*
"Albert, stop sticking Frazzles up that scouse whooer's bum!"
*turns, lowers voice*
"Sorry darling, she made me do it."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)