Where's BGB?
Have they killed her?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:29, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She went oop North. Probably still looking for her knickers.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I hear she behaved impeccably

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

And you believed it?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I always want to believe the best of her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Quite right, too.
Perhaps she got very lucky.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I can report that she was alive and well at midnight on Saturday.
Beyond that I know nothing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

YOU DID HER IN!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It wasn't me guv.
I love her too much to kill her.
Even if her vegitarianism makes me shit myself wiv rage.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You shit pure rage?!
Awesome.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Last time I saw her was Sunday at 1pm
She was radiant and gave me a lovely hug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

She's on a train
I know this as I saw her off from the station earlier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

YOU DID HER IN!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

It's a fair cop, etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I watched the Ladykillers for the umpteenth time on Saturday

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

on under
saw pushed
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

innit tho...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It'll be a shame if she is dead*
because she comes across as so desperate that I thought there may have been a chance I could give her a jump.

*although if she is, I doubt it would stop me
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Not that desperate sunshine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Awww.....
that'll be another night crying in front of Corrie for me then :C

EDIT I wasn't being cruel, by the way, perhaps the use of the word 'desperate' was a little harsh.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Don't sweat it.
I do lay it on a bit thick sometimes.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Nah, not at all
you're a fine looking woman, and prominent female B3tan on here, you're bound to get all the weirdies and pervs after you
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

And right on cue -
Sounds like a good time was had by all.
Opinion differs as to exactly who the good time was.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

WOOOOOOO!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Missed you honey!
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Back safe and sound then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Back in the bosom of my loving family and home.
Ready for my next adventure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

You too
I thought they'd done you in like
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Nah.
We wouldn't do that. Although blaireau had a very suspicious van that looked as if it had a load of dead bodies in the back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)