you might like to know that the YoC has been cancelled

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The YoC?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

year of celibacy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Wooooo!
Was it the person you've had a crush on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

No, I gave up on him, he's all over the place
he's got absolutely no confidence in himself, likes 2 other women and still hasn't turned in his divorce papers from his wife that have been signed for MONTHS.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

No, not him
I meant the girl you had a crush on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

oh haha nah I don't really have a crush on her
I thought about it, talked about it, and the bff has just lost her mind
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Fair enough
I've listened to Miley Cyrus twice today and now I'm listening to Kasey Chambers to try and cure my Miley addiction. I hate what you've done to me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Party in the USAAAAA

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

The last time I freaked out, I just kept lookin' down, I st-st-stutter when you ask me what I'm thinkin bout
and I like couldn't breathe, you asked what's wrong with me, my best friend Nicole said "Oh she's just being Kristine"
The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself, my heart can't rest till then oh woah oh woah oh I no I can't wait to see you again
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

This is a rather fine one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

See, that's^ Miley
One's blonde, the other's brunette, they're completely seperate people
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

That's not Miley, it's Hannah
They're two different people, duh
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

pish posh
it matters not
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Doity beeetch!
I'm trying for Lent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Yeeaahh, around mid-day friday I knew I wouldn't last, however I was with someone I'd been with before
surely that counts for something....not sure what, though
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Are you glad you did?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it feels so weird and wrong
reading about a stranger's love life online, I think I might go away and have a brew
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

peace out mother fucker

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

uhm....I guess?
It didn't curb my appetite or anything, I'm still just about as horny as I was before
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You little ferret you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

well does having sex really keep you from wanting it?
I didn't have intercourse, but, still if I had, I'd still want it later.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Trya horse

then you won't want sex for ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

For pillow talk
try rubbing peanut butter on its teeth, and making up your own hollow compliments
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

a horse can't spank me and call me baby

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

do you prefer the "bent over the knee" style
or on all fours looking back and pouting
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

face down arse up

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

We're learning so much about you today
I feel enlightened :D
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

well, I figure if other people can talk about their shit
I can talk about sex
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

It's ALL good, baby

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I prefer over knee or chair.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*makes notes*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Or over a pouffet
With Frazzles in me pocket!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

How about spread eagled on a Fat Boy Beanbag?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

No that's where I accidentally touch Becky's boobs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

aawwwwww shit
now we gettin freaky
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

So you "accidently" touched her boobs
and when you looked at her to apologise, your eyes met and you didn't say anything, you both just stared and time seemed to stand still, and to this day you can't remember who moved their head first, but all of a sudden you were kissing, you tongues exploring each others mouths as you ran your hands over each others bodies, slowly caressing and then by turns tugging at each others clothes and before you knew it you found yourselves naked and you like totally poked each others vadges and stuff like that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

No
Cos your noisy sleeping bag kept putting us off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

BANG! There went my scouse
all over your blouse
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

HA!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I think having sex makes you want more

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I always find this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

yeah...so...once you pop you can't stop
:(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Also,
not getting any REALLY makes you want more.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)