Aww I can't read gazzes on here and someone's just gazzed me
Can you text or facemong me instead please? If you don't have either then think very carefully about whether you should be trying to contact me.

Or I'll just read it tonight I suppose
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It was me telling you Clendrix age.
Nothing exciting.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh dammit I really want to read that and I don't know my mobile nimber for you to text me :(
I know there's some 8's in it somewhere
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

'Mobile nimber'?
Are you Inspector ClouseAu?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Are you a grammar nazi?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Jawohl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Jai ho

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)

He's getting cocky now we all know he's handsome.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

you've spoiled things now
I had been picturing him as looking like he had just drunk from the wrong Grail.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

That is a magnificent turn of phrase.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*takes a small bow*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

*waits for Vipros to begin playing his tiny cello*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

not quite old chum
*starts firing small arrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Re-reading this exchange
it rather looks like I am casting aspersions over your 'tiny cello'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

remarkably
I didn't think that was what you are doing. I grasped it straight away I understood immediately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It was an afterthought, I confess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You're right
I never used to pick people up on spelling and grammar until this morning.

*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I bet you're still handsome when you belm too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

That 'your' is a deliberate attempt to raise my hackles, isn't it?
*raises hackles*


EDIT: too slow - I saw you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

it's the online equivalent of giving you a shove and running away
I think you've got an admirer ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I admired him when I thought he looked like an extra from Trainspotting.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

* does 'cuckoo' gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I have no idea what this means but I'm sure it's lovely.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

it's the old twirl a finger by the temple thing
to indicate that you are crazy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Ah! that makes sense.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Bloody hell, you're fast today.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It's my new, streamlined reduced-drugs response time.
To remedy this, please buy me heaps of drugs and normal service shall be resumed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Nope!
You need to cut down. Auntie Blouse is always right.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have done.
For the past three weeks I've barely drunk or got high in the week at all, and seeing as I see my little'un one day a weekend (on paper, at least) that means one weekend night is pretty tame too.

I'm feeling a little better for it, I must confess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

That's good to hear.
I suppose I was lucky in the fact I got bored of being twatted all the time, plus you seem to have a stronger consitution than I had.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I am pretty indestructible, sadly.
I wish I was a lightweight. I'd have a lot more fucking money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

bully

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*waits 'til breaktime to nick lunch money*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Monty old Chap
did you mean Clouseau?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That I most certainly did.
I don't *do* French. The fucking cowards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I must confess
that I have now learnt to check my facts before issuing a challenge of this kind...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'll facebook you.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

book rape

I'm bored
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)