me and the housemates discussed what we would do if we had one, the other night.
mostly it came down to jacking off and sticking it in wimmins to see how it feels.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

awesome
is how it feels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

how does it feel to go in a man?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Harier.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you grow hair in your bum?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

not deliberately

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

but really, inside your arse, there is hair?
I'm not talking crack here, I'm talking poop chute
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Ha ha!!
Personally, I'm not going to dignify this with an answer!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I reckon it'd be tingly

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I reckon it'd hurt when you poop.
Think about all the dreadlocking that would occur on the inside - and then to try to squeeze a poo through it? Would rip all those hairs right out. OR just act like a seive.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

don't stop....almost...there...

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

not as far as I know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

couldn't say
although I suspect that my learned colleague has the right of it with his hairier comment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Feels good.
So I'm told.

/is on the internet so clearly wouldn't know
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That is how we feel about them.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

TGB had a very good answer about that
for one of the old QOTW questions

Edit:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post386893
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)