It's awesome
you get to wee standing up and scatch your balls and do dirty stuff with it and find places to play the 'I wonder if it will fit in there' game.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I would like to have one
because they're magic and transform into something else before your very eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

And you can make them dance
I kept Ms Santiago entertained for literally minutes the other day demonstrating that fact.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think I'd like to see one dance.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

You'd prefer two or more?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You'd be surprised
I bet you'd love it.

Pelvic floor excercises aren't just for the ladies you know... It's a sure fire way of ensuring a healthy and more importantly stiff one for years to come...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Blimey!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's all part of providing good service...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)