But wait...
would you like to have one or visit one?
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had the perfect basement about a year ago,
just none of the equipment.

That said, I've been to a fair few fetish/dungeon things (Torture Garden in that London, the Bizarre Ball etc) and must say in they flesh, things aren't quite so sexy. Just, kind of wierd.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

yeah, which is why you should have your own
And do it with your own missus and then it's not weird.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

This is true.
The only flaw in that plan is that girls that I fall for/fall for me are not into that sort of thing and the girls that ARE into that sort of thing, from experience, are absolutely pant-shittingly mental.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Slowly catchy watsit
You'll bring her round to it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

No fucking chance...
Irish Catholic School (not the dirty variety either) who's a massive prude.

I'm lucky to get a leg over every 6 months.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I went to a Catholic girls' school
I think Catholic girls are shockingly rude!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Not this one...
I guess I don't babysit her often enough though eh?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Hahahah
She must be very awesome in other ways though if you stick with her, despite having very little sexytiem?

I hope you don't go round doing the dirty on her. I mean that. That is naughty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

She's probably THE most amazing person I've ever met.
Stupidly intelligent, funny, pretty, and best of all, my bezzie mate.

The lack of sexyteims is the only downside though. I seriously don't know what to do about it though. I don't do the dirty, wouldn't dream of ending the relationship based purely on that alone but can't exactly pressure her to do it can I?

ROCK: me :HARD PLACE
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Therapy?
Counselling?
Rohypnol?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

To be fair,
judging by a few things she's said recently. I think she needs it. That said, I don't want to bring things up and upset her or appear to be pressuring her into something purely because I want more sex.

She doesn't think there's a problem.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think there are ways of bringing these things up
I'm sure she knows it's a biiit of a problem and it's probably a self-confidence thing, if I know girls. And despite jokes about stereotypes, Catholicism does cause a fair old bit of guilt.
I'm sure in time you could get things a bit better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

There's a few other factors but I'm sure that's one of them too.
We're very open and talk about things and I have mentioned how I feel. Just don't want to overstate a point, y'know?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Well I'll get St Jude on the case
and she might turn into a right goer like Vip's missus.
I've had her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that sounds remarkably like something I've been through fairly recently
things have changed now however, and I'm not entirely sure why.

not very helpful I'll admit...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Wanna swap?
I'll have the happy one and you can work your magic again...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I'm next on his bird

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

you're a delight!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'd look delightful on her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

*considers*
*drools a bit*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

We'd send you on a fool's errand

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

that's unfair
if there's shenanigans going on I should at least get to watch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Only through a spyhole
You can't come in
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not sure I like this arrangement
we all know that you are totally hot for me, and would clearly want me there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Yeah but I want to piss you off
So that when you finally burst in on us you're all raging
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

ok, that's fair enough
chances are that I'd get bored of not being able to see much and go smoke a bong or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

fuck off then
and shut the door
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

if that's your attitude maybe I won't invite you round...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

You can't invite me round ever.
I would actually look at her boobs while she was talking, and occasionally flit up to looking at her nose and she would say "Get that fucking weirdo out."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hahaha
probably!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

watch touch myself
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

that's a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'll stick thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

^
this is truth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Eeeh I wouldn't visit no weirdos.
I would have my own in the big cupboard which is like a small room.But my flat is rented and the landlord has to go in there sometimes to fix things.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

you need one that is like a super hero's hideout
so you pull a lever or press a button and the walls all spin round or something, displaying all the gear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Quickly Clitgirl
to the Cockcave!

*dunnanunnanunnanunna*
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

'Quickly Clitgirl'
is quite a tongue twister*. Say it out loud 10 times.

* Maybe not the best turn of phrase.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'd rather not, the guys in my office think I'm strange enough as it is...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I said that exact thing to my ex!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Ha
like Quagmire

ts ts tss ts ts tss
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

precisely!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Next time he comes to fix something,
fix him… fix him good. Put him in your dungeon, unless he is a weirdo… in which case leave him be and possibly consider creating some sort of secret door.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Hahah noooo
That's how he got with the landlady!
She once said to me "Don't ever let him put shelves up for you. Before you know it you'll be in York on Valentine's day, looking at a divorce."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Hahahaha
What a random thing to say to you. I’d be scared to let him anywhere near the flat.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I love the old dude
And he's besotted with her so I reckons I'm safe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)