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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Beautiful
You can just see in BGB's bedroom window.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Her monumental snatch
is one of the few things visible from space
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You've got me mixed up with TGB.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Even your huge black cloud has shrunk to negligible proportions, eh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Isn't hers
that big red spot on Jupiter?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's her nipple
And Saturn is the other breast with the piercing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Are you saving up for a 'Uranus' joke?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I wasn't initially, but now that you mentioned it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
For some odd reason...
...I am singing 'Super Massive Black Hole'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
She probably has one of those too

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Christ alive
where and when do I get to meet this female Galactus?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Just beyond the "Kuyper Belt"
*wink wink nudge nudge*
*doesn't really see where that innuendo's going either*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'd show her a 'Milky Way'!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I'd just fuck her
and try to think of some witty, space-oriented pun afterwards
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I think this has gone beyond the realms of wittism on my behalf.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
What is this Earth thing called 'wittism'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)
*high fives*
This wins. I honestly don't think I can top that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
You Oort to Know better

Edit "You Oort TNO Better"

*massive astronomy geek*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Planck.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Space twat.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Did you get that from Oscar Wilde's book of witty responses Tuggers?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Nope.
That is one of mine as my attempt to find an innuendo from 'Hubble' failed miserably, yet I still felt the urge to join in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I'll 'hubble' your 'telescope'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
*insert picture of Patrick Moore smoking a pipe*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)
A million B3ta readers can't be wrong
You made the popular board.

I try too hard, Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Mad innit?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)
There is no justice in the world

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Give 'em what they want...
...cheap innuendos and a picture of Sid James is the 'bread and circuses' of B3ta.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Genuine office snort.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Shame I'm not there right now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Yes, yes it is.
But you will be later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Joins Bart in thigh-rubbing.
Room for two on that ladder? Or we can hide in the bushes over the road.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
We can go two up on the ladder.
But I don't want to feel any prodding from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Prodding? Certainly not!
What do you think I am, some sort of pervert?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I don't know.
What sort of pervert are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)
A voyeur for a start.
Now get up that ladder.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I feel violated and I'm not even there yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Well hurry home
Its bloody freezing up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

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