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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Your parents rock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You live in the middle of nowhere, you sodding pest.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)
No I don't.
We have all mod cons in our little town.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Yes, it's a regular mine of convenience
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT OF NORTHERN ENGLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)
WE HAVE CUNTRYSIDE.
And it's a stones throw from Manchester. It's hardly Guatamala.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)
*packs Kendal mintcake*
*begins trek*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
The mine of convenience
is the only one still operating in the north, you heartless bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I'M CORNISH!
Don't talk to me about closed mines, you English scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I actually have no English blood whatsoever
My father's family are Scots border gentry and my mother's parents were both Scots too.

So 'ner'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Forrin

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)
'Scots border gentry' - oxymoron, shurely?

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Get your name down for the bash and live dangerously you big shirter.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I'm barred from Yorkshire by order of the Crown

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Technically were Lancastrians as we have an Oldham postcode.
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I'm English
SCREW YOU ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Technically
'we're' Lancastrians, or technically you 'were' Lancastrians but now you're having a 'bash held at my house in Todmorden, West Yorkshire'?

*moons*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Pfft!
Stay in that cess pit you call London. I hope your new girlfriend is a pre-op tranny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Just because you're handsome you think your too good for the likes of us : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I'm hardly handsome and even less catch of the fucking year
I only get one visit a week with my daughter and your bash is logistically impossible, that's all, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Desert of Northern England
Nahh That'd be Mytholmroyd

However, if Yorkshire had piles Todmorden would be where you'd apply suppositories
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)
They're boss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)
That's probably why your boss too.
It's genetic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Shucks kid!
My parents are so small. I love visiting them and feeling tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)
My parents are ace too but in a completely annoying way.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Oh mine annoy
But I still know they're ace
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

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