A man after me own heart.
I'll wait for it to fester properly first though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I shot one across the bathroom once
from my thigh to the tiles was 6 feet. It had a solid plug of puss, my very own Etna.

There was a lot of blood.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Ew!
I think I'll go back to young men as they tend not to get boils.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:22, Reply)

That was when I was a young man (boy)
I don't get them now, all my hair folicles are dead.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You've tempted me sir.
I shall now sneak off for a surreptitious plook.

Edit. Nope, not ready yet.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You said Plook
I haven't heard that in years.

*brings tear to eyes*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It's a great word
One of many from the rich Scottish lexicon.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I was in Glasgow last weekend.
I met a young lady in a bar who, when asked to keep a secret, said

Women can't keep secrets,
Men can't hold onto farts
So if you want me to keep it,
Stuff it up me arse!

I was very impressed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I wonder if I got that from Billy Connolly
I know we didn't call them zits back then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Hereabouts
They're always referred to as plooks. Unless you're trying to be polite, in which case they're spots. Not pimples or zits though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

indeed
an unfortunately over-spotty kid was forever heralded through the corridors of my school as "plooky bastard" - at least you knew when he was coming
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I always thought Plook was a verb and happened to zits

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I think both are interchangable
I have zitted plooks before.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)