Toys, pram, thrown
I haven't submitted as much as I used to on QoTW, largely due to the topics on offer. I did however take the opportunity to post something this week, that was fairly cathartic to write.

Several years ago now I obviously did something to upset "Mike woz ere" who I think is mostly a /talker. This meant I was on his hilarious "fail" list.

I then commented that his "fail" list was just a puerile form of bullying. If I wanted that sort of shit, I'd go on /talk, and they are welcome to it, but I like to think that QoTW is frankly puerile in a nice sort of way.

In the replies to my post of last night, Mike has decided yet again to link to his fucking fail list and my comments on it made back in July last year which were greeted with the usual frankly fucking infantile and humourless comments of "cunt", "wanker" and so forth from his clique of /talk knuckle-draggers.

Now, I wonder - who really is the "cunt" ? Mike Woz Ere, I would suggest, for bringing this up yet a-fucking-gain.

So, in the best Internet tradition, I'm flouncing out of here. I'll continue to read posts and wish well to all on here, except of course for /talk who I hope continue in their doubtless sexless, joyless existence.

[EDIT] Context applied. The "letter" in the QoTW was to my soon to be ex, who I haven't seen for over a year. After I posted it on QoTW, I then plucked up courage to e-mail her. As a result, we're seeing each other tomorrow. I hope that explains why I'm somewhat "sensitive" about this as a result.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:59, 63 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*shrugs*
Keep on. They'll tire eventually. I doubt you've pissed him off, more just become a target because you react. I like your posts so maybe have a bit of a MTFU and get on with it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:02, Reply)

^ This

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah, baby.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

You're flouncing out at 9pm on a friday night
on a board which is deathly quiet once people go home from work.

Good luck with that one.

I think this post ought to be added to the fail archive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Shouldn't you be masturbating furiously to guitars and stuff?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

It's just getting going
they've got lots of people from Birmingham so far, most of Judas Priest and a few members of Sabbath.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

It's I'm
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Also
what post last night? I can't see it on your profile.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

^ This as well

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I deleted the post
basically it was intensely personal to me, didn't mind sharing it however mind some arsehole adding shitty comments to it.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

well hopefully
just the writing of it helped
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

best.nonflounce.ever

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

So you posted something intensley personal on the internet
where anyone in the world could read it, on a website known for it's caustic humour, on the internet, and I repeated that because it's important, and then you got upset, on the internet (yes the third time, I'm going somewhere here).

It's. The. Internet.

MTFU
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

You horrible bully!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Oh, not again
I've gone and been mean again. I'll get naughty stepped soon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Oh man, how could you be mean to such a fine fellow?
He's clearly made the mistake of thinking that this little corner of the internet is safe and fluffy and so has poured his heart out, looking for some kind of backup. Instead he's received ridicule and harsh words. Why not just hunt him down and put his testicles in a vice until he screams for your mum?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Yes. Catharsis lost

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Amorous badger is the owner of the fail list
Also, it's the internet, why do you care?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Didn't Mike do a /talk fail list?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Dunno, I thought there was only AB's list
Oh wait, yeah he did. It wasn't as funny though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

/talk
Not as funny.

Should be a t-shirt slogan.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Bonjella, Becky

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Oi Oi you massive slag.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Hiya Dad!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Evening Scouse

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'd love to make scouse for you
But you'd go and hate it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

There was a scouse cunt on the tube last night on the way back from DiTs
I wanted to punch him hard. No need as someone else did
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Was he a scally, or just generic scouse?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Where did they punch him?
and why?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Face
He'd been told to shut up by his friends repeatedly after insulting black guy - for the simple crime of being black and riding the tube late on a school night. He kept on, so the guy got up and punched him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

See
Sometimes violence IS the way!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Perfectly jusitifed I reckon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

It made him shut up at least :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

suppose
the subject matter was fairly to blame on that one. I don't expect everyone to go "whoo - deep" and then step around me on tippy-toes, a big of amusing slagging off isn't an issue to me otherwise I wouldn't be on b3ta.
Someone carrying on some sort of stupid grudge with me because I took issue with his shitty /fail list is. I don't go on /talk, the arseholes who populate it shouldn't come here, or if they should, play by "our" rules: which I think are "be generally nice or amusingly not nice".
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Oh get over yourself
there isn't an "over there" and an "our patch". Seriously, this is a really tragic flounce.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

is there such a thing as a "non tragic" flounce ?!?
and there is a world of fucking difference between /talk and QoTW. If b3ta was just the former I wouldn't have given the site a second look.

Yes, this is a tragic flounce. Fuck it though, I'm flouncing. Bastards. All of them.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

The only real difference is that /talk is more controversial more often.
Fundamentally there's a huge crossover between this board and that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

No they're not. I've met a few of them and from time to time I take part in their banter
That's right banter. It's all it is. I very much doubt that they spend their time thinking of how they can fuck up your life by writing mean things about you online. ON THE INTERNET.

Grow up or fuck off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

It's too late he's fucking off
he didn't want to grow up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

He's the Peter pan of b3ta

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

He creeps into young girls bedrooms at night and cries

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Ooh look there's an edit now to put into context a letter we'll never read
Not because we don't care to, but because he's removed that option. What about our fakking civil liberties?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

banter implies
"buy in" to that banter. In bantering mode, we can all call each other cunts and that's fine by me.
Calling someone you haven't previously communicated with a "cunt" as your first greeting wouldn't go down well in real life and would get you a much-deserved shoeing. If it's immature of me to think that someone who does that virtually is just as much a cunt in real life as they're coming across in virtual life, then fuck it, guilty as charged. If they then bring it up 8 fucking months later then they really are a sad cunt.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

For someone who's flouncing, you're really doing a shit job of it.
The fact that you're reacting to what he types - yes TYPES on a keyboard into an internet web page - is proof of your character for me. To allow yourself to get riled up over something that you wrote in the first place, that he responded to is rather silly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Kinda what I was trying to say down there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I said it better because I'm better than you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

There is that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

They're mostly not arseholes.
Mike's not an arsehole. He's just a guy having his fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

this is b3ta
we're all arseholes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Fuck you, arsehole.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

proof if proof be need be

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

possibly.
one wonders what else he does for kicks...sorry the guy just comes over as Cartman is all. The fucker.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Oh among other things he likes to stab kittens
and rape old ladies. You see I can tell this because he is mean ON THE INTERNET and those things immediately follow from being mean ON THE INTERNET.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Fucking hell, you really must be one of my friends then if you're mean on the internet and I know you IRL

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Seriously, christ.
I say some stupid shit on here which could be taken pretty offensively if the person on the recieving end had the wrong attitude. It sounds like you're making it incredibly personal and I'll be honest and say if someone did that to me instead of taking it in the spirit it was intended on a site which is supposed to be harsh and funny - a joke, banter, provocation - then I'd probably bug the fuck out of them about it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

If the person on the receiving end had the wrong attitude...
So not because you're a shit communicator who finds it impossible to make themselves clear? No, that's right, just pile it all onto them and have a massive dump on them while you're at it. It could NEVER be your fault afterall.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what this means.
My point was that his attitude towards mike in particular seems personally aggressive and if anything will provoke someone to bite back it's being all shitty and taking stuff badly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Just fucking with you dear Noely Noel

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Haha fuck you, arsehole!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Whut?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Banter innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

You vicious bastard
you're trying to ruin my internet life. I'll sick Al on you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

He'd just cover me in Nutella and bum me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Good enough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Don't you start laying into Noel you evil cow!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Don't you fucking start you twizzler eating monster

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

RIOT!!!!
*punches nearest person*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

It's a shame you were standing next to your mum

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*punches your mum too
right in the bum*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Fuck I wish I could have some cheese Twisties
I really miss Australia.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Get some cheese twisties from M&S. They're in the bakery section and are very tasty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Not those type
they're a type of crisp, like a Nik Nak, but cheese flavoured.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

So get some cheesy poofs and shut up about it then
Or just get these. They make them in huge bags now
www.sa-eshop.com/product.php?title=Cheese%20Nik%20Naks%20cheese&id=677
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I can't be arsed to leave the house now
I had some French Fries instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Ignore them, they are dumb
now give me sympathy after my shitty night class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Why was it shit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

She got bummed

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

that would have been an improvement

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Bumming is massively underated

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

You pure love that bumming, kidda
And I get the name of it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

well mostly it was adult
students moaning rather than doing anything
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Get on the sauce and shurrup :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:14, Reply)

you have a good point
drinking red wine should fix it

thank you!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)

That's a fucking sweet idea
I'm gonna get my wine on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I'm on the white
We just made rosé
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I've also added
a cheese toastie and wearing my Cthulu hat, that always cheers me up :)

oo, not red wine GINGER WINE!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I had BBQ chicken. But I'm kind of wishing
I had had a cheese toastie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I want some crunchy nut cornflakes with chocolate bits, but my local supermarket doesn't stock them
I have only normal ones that are massively inferior now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

alpen was ruined for me
after the brief days of cappucino alpen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Eugh, that sounds disgusting
Cappucino and coffee by extension is vile
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)

I'm trying to lose a few pounds
So can't have my usual treats.
I'm suing all my sins on wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

take em to small claims court!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Hahah
You little fucker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

off topic
Bill Ward's nose is doing my head in
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

off topic on off topic
does that make you on topic or post topic?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

HAWKWIND ARE ON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

iplayer means waiting until tomorrow
no spoilers!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

it was only
about 20 seconds of Silver Machine, some good punk as well though
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

wheels of steel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Possibly, just possibly.
You might be taking a comedy based website too seriously.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:02, Reply)

You're a dull cunt.
I'd say I hope you die, but really, I just hope someone deletes a bunch of your "best" posts, because that would make you cry like the bitch you are.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

This was a fun to read post with brilliant comments.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:56, Reply)

"Almost classic internetting, 7/10"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 5:28, Reply)