It's not dark yet, but it soon will be
and a fuse has blown meaning all my lights won't work.

The fuse is one of those wire ones I don't understand, I have no idea what size it is either and the letting agency is closed until monday.

I also have no idea about cars. What can't you do that makes you feel inadequate and powerless?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:10, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do you mean it's one of those that you pull right out and put the fuse wire in?
Mine's one of those. Take the actual clunky fuse plastic thing out and take it to a hardware shop and the man will tell you which one you need.
Only trouble being, if there's a fault that makes it happen again, you're still screwed.
Don't you know anyone who can help?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think it is, yes but um, no, I don't know anyone who is very competent at these things
I suppose I could go to B&Q and act like a stupid loser girly at them until they fix it

good plan, thanks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!
I done it all by myself after asking a nice man with a beard

also got Nytol, need sleep. Man, B3ta is the place for good advice!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

What did you doooo?
Who was the man?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I went to B&Q
he had a beard, I assumed he'd know about fuses. It's all about twisting the right wire over the right screw.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ace!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Perhaps
his beard-hairs could even be used as fuse-wires.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Well you can drive
That's more than I can do. I know there's a go faster pedal, a stop pedal and a lucky dip pedal, but after that it gets kinda technical.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Like Wesley Willis
I Can't Drive
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
DO YOU CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS EVEN IN SUMMER?
DO YOU TREMBLE UNDER YOUR DUVET AT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SOUND?
Your fuses have minds of their own, so be nice to them.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Menstruate.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

In some cultures, men who are jealous of menstruation sometimes induce self-inflicted genital bleeding as part of some ritual or other.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I like this idea
a lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_and_menstruation
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)

interesting stuff
i want to have magic powers when I have my period!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Should I ever have the mis-fortune to puncture my ballsack, I should hope to be compensated with the acquisition of magic powers.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)