When the woman next to me wishes to brag about one of her prick sons
She laughs hysterically to herself first. Then shakes her head. Then says "Honestly, ooooh, hahahah!" Cue more head-shaking.
I never take the bait but she launches into it anyway "Oooh, our Cockwipe, he's such a case he really is..."
Then proceeds to tell me he's bought a new flash car or got a new job or whatever. None of these things could ever be taken as amusing, but she's too self-conscious to openly brag. She pretends to think it's funny so she can tell me.
I hate it. Just boast, you stupid old cunt.
She was also telling me on Friday that she psychically knows that John Venables has stabbed someone who knows his true identity. "Because the evil is right IN him, Roota!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Is it friday today"
"yes... all day"
lmao.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Or every Friday 13th
"oh my god somEthing bad will happen"
*knocks over paperclip pot*
"OH MY GOD THE END IS NIGH"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You should move your paperclips
somewhere out the way of your typing area.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

It's not me
I'm not allowed paperclips anymore
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I love how they have demonised that chap
and have decided that the public have the right to know everything he has ever done. I'm not saying he's a nice guy, but Jamies Bulgars mum needs to cheer up a bit, she always looks a right sour faced cow. It's been almost twenty years, I'm over my dog dying and that's only been about 10 years.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

A girl I went to school with
has joined a Facebook group entitled "John Venables raped his own child and that's why he's back in prison".
With the subtext "The Sun aren't allowed to tell you this."
Mind you, when she was a kid she was part of the baying mob who screamed obscenities at a kid who was hauled in for questioning and had nothing to do with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

The general public are a bunch of fucking scumbags
who would do worse than him if they thought they could get away with it. Bunch of cunts the lot of them. I remember when the Daily Star had it's "Name and Shame" campaign for peados and they put someones photo on the front page who had nothing to do with anything. The editor should have been publicly flogged and then hung for that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

They love it
They actually love all the disgusting details. THAT'S why they want to know what he did. They want to sit and enjoy it over a nice cuppa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Didn't the aforementioned vigilante paedo-hunters
end up attacking a doctor after the Star (or was it News of the World?) mistakenly labelled a registered paediatrician as a paedophile?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Yup
With screams of "she gives sweets to children after touching them"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Not quite
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4719364.stm

But judging by some of the placards you see mis-spelling paedophile, it's not unlikely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I had to laugh at the amount of effort that went into this one:

(Also one of the few with correct spelling, I notice...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

The 'bunting' style makes it look rather appealing
As though it should be followed by more bunting, reading "for the lads".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

"Cor, I'd like a feel o' your paedos, love"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

this also

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a feel of her peados
if she's offering
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I like paedos

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Best of all the animals.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Beast of all the sex offenders

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They are my (special) friends! (who I'm not supposed to tell mummy about)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

If I had to get offended by any sex, it would be yours.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Mine personally?
Or females?
Becuse if it's females in general, that figures.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Whose?
Yvette Cloete?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You mean
This one?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I can't see it
When I click that link it freezes my window...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I think it's her facebook profile

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Well there you go
I didn't know that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

This
What he did was fucking awful but people forget he was a kid when he did it. I saw one group with people saying he should be killed. They were 10. I asked some of these fine upstanding people if they could personally kill a 10 year old murderer and they all said yes.
( Peej, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It does mean that
these sketches, despite being absolutely fucking hilarious, have a disturbing ring of truth about them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I knew it was going to be monkey dust before I clicked on it
Classic.
( Peej, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

We have a client in prison for murder
and he has a really quiet voice with a Geordie accent, whenever he rings it makes me think of the meatsafe murderer and I start snickering.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I only said I done it so they'd take me bell-end out of the chilli sauce!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:24, Reply)