Look there's nothing wrong if two consenting adults want to bounce their testicles together to see what it's like

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It made me feel warm and safe.
And afterwards, sore.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's how he does it
He makes you feel safe, then ups it until you're left as a crying wreck, cowering in the corner, and afraid to venture near the rest of humanity ever again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I only felt sore
when your wife was spanking me. But you were asleep by then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I sleep with one eye open.
I SAW IT ALL.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'VE SEEN AL IN HIS PANTS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My pants have seen you!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Oh shit we're all doomed now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

My gosh
And you saw my pants on my wedding day!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Oh bollocks, I appear to be a horrendous slut.
It was all innocent, honest guv
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

That's why you were wanking like a chimp

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

And flinging my poo around.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)