Hahah
No, they're called 'syns' in Slimming World.
It's so that you don't see them as 'bad'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That is retarded

"I'm afraid to tell you Mr. Jarvis that you have lung concer"

"Phew, at least I don't have cancer!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I know it's retarded
I know what it's all about.
But their advice of eating speedfoods and counting the wine etc in 'syns', and being allowed as much pasta and spuds as I like really works.
Until I go mental, drink a bottle of wine and go to the chippy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

That's just silly though
you can't eat as much pasta and spuds as you like and expect to lose weight. It's just physically impossible.


Unless you don't actually like pasta and spuds of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Albert, I'm telling you
I needed to lose a stone for my mate's wedding a couple of years ago.
I ate ALL the pasta and spuds as I liked, very little meat (there is a meat version with very little carbs), I ate lots of Quorn, mushy peas and beans (superspeed foods).
I lost a stone in a month.
I did the same after Christmas and lost 7lb in the first week.
Magic. I am proof.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Please, what are "speedfoods"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's when you hide your drugs in a raison.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

d'etre?
That seems a little too metaphysical to have any practical applications.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh crap, I tried lots of different letters and O looked the most correct. But it should have been an I.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

foods that burn more off than they contain

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They don't actually exist you know

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It fell off me!
It fell off my uncle, my nephew and my nana.
It changed my nephew's life. He's not dead fat any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Eating pulses is good for you
but eating tons of pulses and not doing any exercise will not make you thinner. They do not magically burn off fat, they simply fill you up with a smaller portion size so that you don't tend to eat as much.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Look dude, it happened
I don't care how or why.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I bet you think David Calvert is really Jon Venebles too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

e pure is
i no his mums mates binman n e sed it wuz im
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you shud txt all ur mates n tell em n stuf

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

i av

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Hahahah genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You have reminded me of a joke.
"I'm afraid to tell you Mr Jarvis that you have lung cancer. Also, you have Alzheimer's."

"Phew, at least I don't have cancer!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I knew my post sounded familiar

just couldn't place it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You forgot the bit about Alzheimer's
Oh, the irony!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)