I was taking the piss
I'm implying that your mrs is much too attractive to be going out with someone as ugly as you. I suspect she's playing away with a more attractive person and you just don't know about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*I like this*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*raises hand*
it's true. There's a group of us who take it in turns to roger her while laughing about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Sometimes I "accidently" get it in the wrong hole

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

frankly, I'm not surprised
the gape makes that easy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Thanks for illustrating that so clearly
I had no idea of the implication from your above comment. And certainly no-one has ever told me anything similar before.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)