I have a sausage sandwich so all is right with the world

I also learnt that the word cretin is actually quite offensive as it is related to retardism.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awesome, I shall stop calling Dan a retard and start calling him a cretin.

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

"a dwarfed and deformed idiot"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Hmmmm he looks kinda like a cheap Chinese knock off of Christian Bale
that wasn't quite stitched right so deformed indeed, but lacking in the dwarfed department.

Half Cretin?
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

His new name shall be Cretinous Bale

Gravel voiced scurge of lighting men everywhere in China
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I shall write that down

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

sounds like a 'great' name for a band:
Half Man Half Cretin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*Copyrights*

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

aww I want a sammich
I had to suffer through the dregs of my variety pack. There's only Special K and Fruit N Fibre left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Just pretend they've gone off
and buy yourself a big box of frosties, or coco pops
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)

They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great,

Everybody knows they're gonna taste great!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I finished my Kelloggs Start which made me sad
but I got a sausage sanger which made me happy, I'm all fucked up today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That's why I use it so liberally.
Someone once told me there's actually a retard scale - depending on IQ level you're either a moron, or a cretin etc.

I don't want to Google this as I so hope it's true I do not wish to be disabused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I googled it and this was the first thing to come up: A Yahoo question
What happens to retarded individuals who smoke marijuana?

Sometimes I've heard it said that marijuana can sometimes make someone retarded. So what happens if someone who is already retarded smokes marijuana? Does it have an opposite effect and they seem non-retarded? Or do they become some sort of super-retard?


fucking hell...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

WELL WHAT'S THE ANSWER? I MUST KNOW.


*smokes marijuana*


*becomes a super-retard*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

surely you've amassed enough experimental data by now...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Just twenty more years' research and I'll be done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

you'll be too super-retarded to write it up at that point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'll get one of those brilliant head-wands that spastics have

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)

sounds like you've got this planned out well
I look forward to reading your publication
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)