I am wearing a big smock pinafore
with patch pockets and big bottons holding the straps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bollocks
This is you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Not on a Friday
I'm not on the deli counter on a Friday
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Aw!!!
I'm wearing jeans and a sweatshirt : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I look like a giant toddler
Or a farmer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

They must have funny looking farmers down your way
Around here they wear boiler suits and wellies. Not pinafores.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I mean like a bumpkin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Damn you and your pinafores
Now I'm singing songs in my head with words like "What never? No, never! What, never? Well, hardly ever"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

When I was young and called to the bar ....

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I polished up the handle of the big front door

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

*deep breaths*
Iamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Awww, I love the fact that all the manliest men on b3ta also love a bit of G&S

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

All that shit scares me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

which shit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The one she did this morning
It scared her too much to flush, so it's just lying there waiting for her to get home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I recommend she gets a cigar cutter to deal with that bad boy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

oh ew
that's gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Fucking twee, smug, twaddle...
'Culture' for the sort of cunts who think because it's performed live in a theatre it must somehow be highbrow entertainment - like the coachloads of mongs from Blackpool that plague the West End.

They're also beloved of 'am-dram' types who as we all know are the worst people in the British Isles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm about to...
agree...
with...
Monty!
But I wouldn't have expressed it in such a caustic manner.
And it also scares me, whereas it seems to merely annoy you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Pish
G&S is not highbrow. It's just a bit of fun.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I. Know. It's. Not. Highbrow.
That's. My. Fucking. Point.


Sorry, I appear to have turned into Andy. Parsons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Yes
But I'm saying that I like it, and I don't think it's highbrow.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

It's 'mono-brow'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*furrows brow*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*ploughs*


*sows seeds*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

you are ploughing and sowing your seed on his forehead....
you have reached new lows of benderism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)