my mate's finger
he's gross

we were outside my gaff, enjoying a spliff. I yawned. He yawn-raped me with his finger.

I closed my mouth, too slow, and yet too fast, and ended up closing my mouth on his finger as he pulled it out

we looked at each other with equal revulsion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ha ha ha, I'm thinking Cadbury Flake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

it was close
that's why it was so disturbing

the worst part is, of all my mates, he is the most disgusting. if you had to suck one of their fingers, his would be last on the list in order of preference.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

haha I didn't know anyone else yawn-raped people
I like to do that to my sister's ferrets, they get ever so confused.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

i do it to my cats
one bites, the other tries not to choke
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)