Oh lordy.
One of the girls in my office just dragged me into a conversation about colonic irrigation. She was explaining what it was to another girl and was saying she was going to go to a spa and have a ‘session’. In my usual polite and sensitive way I decided to contribute by shouting ‘why would you do that, what's wrong with you, can’t you just poooooo like a normal person’… this happened right as one of my bosses walked past. He is now looking at me like I am a mental.

When was the last time you got caught saying something stupid by your boss?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:06, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The last stupid thing I said to my boss
was "Of course I have time to do that".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Awww I do that too! :(

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

"like I am am a mental"
But sweetie you IS mental!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

No no no
Not really... not in the eyes of the law...

*shifty eyes*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

That's right dear
Now step this way...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

today
I was wondering if Morecambe's new football ground will also be called Christie Park despite now being on Westgate..apparently that was a stupid question but being a hater of said sport I don't get it now...........I mean it's on Lancaster Road so it could be called Christie Park wherever it was, surely?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Don't knock it 'till you try it.
I like the way it tickles my colon, much like Al does with his tounge.

disclaimer: never tried it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I told my boss that 'commerce is vulgar'.
I work in retail. I said this 5 minutes into a London to Nottingham car journey. It felt like a drive to fucking Inverness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:34, Reply)

My grandmother
recently died while I was away on business.

My boss phoned me on my return to see if I was ok, which is nice, but then he said "Were you close?"

I replied, "Yeah, she lived around the corner from me."

[Smacks my own forehead]
(dchurch bah, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I was playing around in Tesco this evening
My daughter was in the trolley and I was saying one two three weeeeeeee and pushing her really fast. I nearly hit a guy but ignored him until Keza said "Phil!" I turned around to see my boss standing there looking at me funny.
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I once yelled out to my boss 'Liz, I've got crabs!'

I did. Real, live crabs from the sea in a cooling box under the table.
(skrinklelada, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)