Wow, I wish my bad days were like this
I'm going to be evicted from my home, I have no money, nowhere to live, no family or friends I could turn to, and an endless list of problems, fucked-up situations and mental illnesses to deal with. I'm not posting this to get sympathy, but please feel free to help yourself to a little bit of this: "perspective"
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Man, your life sucks more than Batshitmentalists.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

you should prescribe a course of small animal torture

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

This is the method I shall employ as a therapist.
"STFU - there are people worse off than you."
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

you should also try the
"you've got two working legs, why would you be sad?" approach.

Failing that, there's always online peer group therapy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I fucking love online peer group psychotherapy
It's my favourite of all the peer group psychotherapies
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:55, Reply)

people with opinions on the net are the best of all advisors

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:04, Reply)

If you like I can also give qualified advice on open heart surgery

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Qualified as in "limited"
one assumes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)