I spent the day in pain and vomiting
because I appear to have a reaction to my new painkillers (which should have worn off 6 hours ago, yet I'm still boking like a champion).
Catface has buggered off to visit the hotelier-zoologist and his travelling menagerie. I couldn't go as I can't stray more than 3 yards from a bucket.
*sadface*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I must say you're bearing up well with all this illness.
Or are you posting through gritted teeth.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Gritted teeth.
Plus I have a bucket on the chair beside me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:43, Reply)

this sounds a whole lot
of no fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Aye.
And I was so looking forward to seeing Kaol's cockroaches. (No strikethrough required.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:44, Reply)

He has some awesome pets

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Can you take diclofenac? They're fabulous for all kinds of pain. Must be taken with a gut protectant though or they'll burn a hole in your oesophagus alien style.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I've had it before but not when pregnant. It was good.
Currently on codeine and tramadol.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I want catface to knock me up so I can get awesome drugs too.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I have a dangerous drugs cupboard at work. That's better than your biscuit tin

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I don't have any biscuits in my biscuit tin
I ate them all because I have no will power.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:32, Reply)

sadfaces
I made a 400g bar of chocolate last all day today. Then I got home from work and made chocolate pancakes. Now it's all gone. Sadfaces all round.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I could make a 400g bar last about two minutes if I was so inclined.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:44, Reply)

DAmn my suggestibility, I want a massive bar of Fruit and Nut right now
even if I'm going to vom it up 10 minutes later.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)

The only thing worse than my lack of willpower
is my lack of motivation to leave the house once I'm warm and cosy. So there is no danger of me heading down to the garage to buy fruit and nut. But I do want to.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Pfft they're rubbish in comparison. Get yerself some diclofenac, wonderful stuff

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)