I just bit into a kit kat
AND THERE WAS NO WAFFER????!!!!

How am I meant to feel about this?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking overjoyed!
Waffer is the pits (unless it's pink).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I have heard rumours of the "all chocolate kitkat"
One kid in school claimed he had had one but we didn't believe him. How many fingers and were they all minus the wafer?

*edit* I don't eat Nestles as I was bought up to believe they are evil so I haven't had a kit kat since 1988.
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I've had one
It was just the one finger of a two-finger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

It's always more satisfying
if you get all four fingers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Not for me it isn't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Do you find they fill you up too much?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

yes, you dirty bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I'm too knackered to be particularly witty today. Crass innuendo will have to suffice.
(So at least today I've got an excuse)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

And how many fingers do you like, young man?
Edit: I think some ironic racism just disappeared from underneath me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

you filth-merchant!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:12, Reply)

And you can sod off an' all!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

but I've only just got here?
kind of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Alright you can stay
But behave
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

4, it was only one of the 4.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Overjoyed
It is very lucky and satisfying to find a Kit-Kat that is a whole unadulterated chunk of lovely Rowntree* chocolate.

*I know, but I can't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Can't what? Say Nestle?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I am loyal to Rowntree.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Well I heard Rowntree is sleeping with you best mate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Rowan(tree) Atkinson !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ouch gonz!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

r0o0o0o0otah, I just watched some Crufts.
Oh man, in all seriousness, dogs are fucking awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

My mate's just got a puppy :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

What kind of puppy? PHOTOS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I ain;t got none
but it's springbatt
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'm here for one post today. This one.
I'd like to use it to say 'What the fuck is a Springbatt?'
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

excellent use of a post
well done

I echo your sentiment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

A springer spaniel/Bassett Hound

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

oh my god
that must be the best dog in the world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Better than this?
NSFW kinda
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

yes
much better than that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I grew up with Keeshonds
Lovely dogs, not too mental though they love running in circles. Mine didn't have giant norks though.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

OH MAN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Stanley is black and white

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I'm glad my best friend is getting some quality Rowntree action

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ecstatic
all chocolate is the stuff of legend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Betrayed? Bewildered?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I just don't know???
See more chocolate= good
but not what I expected= bad

I'm confused.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I believe you shall remain this way until you find a KitKat Chunky
and nom it to its waffery chocolaty death.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

sound advice
as a previous recipient of an all-chocolate kitkat finger I can empathise with Chompy's dilemma, and can definitely see the logic and merit in your solution
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Why thank you! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

the pleasure was all mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

well yes
but then you could end up like me with an all chocolate kit kat chunky! now that was pretty tough going.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Oh man!
There are too many KitKat dilemmas!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

don't even get me started
on caramel Kit Kat chunkys. if it's not liquid, it's not caramel, I don't care what they say!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

umm
the caramel in them is liquid isn't it?

the peanut butter ones are the ones you should be taking against. I didn't realise it was peanut butter when I first had one, just thinking it was peanut, which would've been great, so I was horrified to find they'd put peanut butter in it. not even chunky peanut butter!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

not the last time I checked, no!
this disease is spreading too. my girlfriend had a box of milk tray (IIRC) for her birthday and the caramel was solid in there as well. if this is to be caramel's new direction it can go hang.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

how very dare they?
the swine!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

indeed!

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)

ashamed of the spelling of said substance?
unless, of course, you were attempting some "python" humour....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I have no shame.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Good for you
That's what I like to hear
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Hail Lord PsychoChomp
Finder of the legendary waferless kitkat. All hail.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

waferless wafferless, please.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

More importantly:
How fucking funny is this fellow?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

It's the 'tache that really makes it

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

A big pink tache
Monty in Las Vegas?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)

If only I had Photoshop skillz
I could change it to say 'David Bowie'. This would make me inordinately happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

here you go


don't abuse it all at once...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You FUCKING BEAUTY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

nay bother :D
i should really go home now.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

damn
much quicker than me. but then I'm working with paint.net, rather than anything more fancy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

handily
i still had photoshop open. BAM!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

it was the text orientation that was taking me the time
not done it in paint.net before so I didn't know where to look...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

thing is...
whispers... I don't really have a problem with Bowie
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I FUCKING DO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

nor me
I quite like some of his stuff

Labyrinth in particular, but he's done some decent songs as well

Shockingly, I heard a good KISS song yesterday, didn't think there was one.

and I realised that I still like Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me by U2. I'm not sure how that makes me feel.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ashamed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

yeah, but that's only the obvious emotion
it makes me angry as well, not to mention furious and wrathful.

but there is more to it than that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I've managed to almost completely avoid KISS
I can only name one tune. They seem like a bunch of spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)

their music is meh
but they have a huge following, and they dress up like dickheads.

and they are really ugly when not wearing makeup.

when I said a good KISS song, I was mainly comparing it to their other stuff. Stupid thing is, I have no idea what the song was now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

It's added to my profile
I love it to bits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You could
stick it up your arse, bake it a bit and shit buttons.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)