Ain't no use to hide, baby
ain't no use to run
'cause I got you in the sight
of my bum fun
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

OH NOT YOU AS WELL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

*shouts* Come on, everybody join in...
*sings*
"Ain't no use to hide, baby...."
Now just the laydeez....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Come now,
I could never seriously ridicule anything written by the great Mckinley Morganfield. Alas I have to put up with people doing the same to me, for every time I put The Doors on my flatmate wanders into the room and sings
"This is my end,
my only friend, bell-end," etc.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

....cock in hand, waving it around....
My brother and I have re-worded songs for decades. His finest hour may have been the Ramones' '53rd & 3rd', a song about rent boys:

'53rd & 3rd, burgling a turd'

Made me laugh anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

My sister recommended
www.kissthisguy.com - Perfectly SFW but might look a bit dodgy if browsing your history by URL only, and named after the famously misheard line from Purple Haze.

It's an archive of misheard lyrics (though some, I suspect, were made up). One of the classics being the first line of LA Woman, which is changed from
"Well I just got into town about an hour ago,"
to
"Well it's been about an hour since an hour ago,"

And that CCR classic:
"Don't come round tonight, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

But Hendrix did on at least a couple of occasions actually say 'kiss this guy'
/nerd


I remembered a classic from my youth the other day - I was convinced that there was a line in 'Little Old Lady from Pasadena' that went 'she walks like an egg now, she walks like an egg', I really thought it was this and it used to crack me up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Used to crack you up, eh?
*spang*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Dear oh dear that was purely accidental
I GUESS THE YOLK'S ON ME, NOW, EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.
Normally for comedy of this calibre I'd have to shell out a small fortune...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I feel like listening to some music
*sticks an album on*



Bit desparate now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Oof! Took me a minute
Very subtle, sir. I may have concede defeat on that one.

(At least, the mental wranglings it will require to mangle "am neurotic" with "amniotic" are just too much this late in the working day...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

you deserve honorable mention for the last though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Very kind of you, but 'tis but a consolation prize if you can't finish the job
(That's what she said!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You missed a golden opportunity there
to have opened not with 'Oof!' but with 'Oeuf!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Why do French people only ever eat 1 egg?

Becasue 1 egg is an oeuf!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Because
they willingly gave all their other eggs to ze Germans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Some eggs were kept behind to run a sort of shell government called the Vichey
They had similar feelings on non-whites and poached power from the ruling egglite.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Some of those guys were pretty hard-boiled at first
But by the end of the war they'd seen so many atrocities they ended up with their brains a bit scrambled. Terribly sad, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

hah
nice edit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Little bit of fine tuning....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Merde.
And I thought competitive punning in one language was challenging un oeuf. This can't be good for my Ei-sight.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Owwww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

sitting on the cock of a gay

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:53, Reply)