SATAN IS IN MY ASS
I've had this Evil Superstars song going around my head for days. It's not great, but it has a fantastic title.

In other news, something strange has happened to my profile: this had used to be shown as one of my best answers. It's now no longer shown as such, and the post that got knocked off the bottom of the "best answers" list when I made my God rant has reappeared. Has this happened to anyone else?

You want a question?
What song's been going around your head for days?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not that I can tell.
this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5z1bRz4Sc
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Fueled by Ramen?
Mmmmmmm. Noodles.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Isn't that the Guy from Less Than Jake's company?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

If I had the faintest idea of what Less than Jake is...
Actually, I still wouldn't know.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it's the worst song EVER to get stuck in your head
I love it, but it's a dance song and it strikes me right as I'm trying to sleep and keeps me awake.
I always try to listen to something soft and slow before I go to bed for this specific reason.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

In fairness, it's going around my head now.
I'd like the Evil Superstars back.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

haha you're welcome

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

The Humbling River by Puscifer
Awesome
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

do they have a new album?
why wasn't I informed?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Now you mention it
I went and checked. My poem about having sex with a horse in a gym has been removed from my own 'Best answers' list. Admittedly it means my dubious pun about the word 'analysis' is back on there, but it makes me think something fishy is afoot.

To answer your other question, this song. Or these two songs, as it's a live medley.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I don't actually mind the change
because it means I can afford one more good answer before the story about the cat's nipple vanishes, and I like that one - I don't want to see it go.

But, still...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Likewise
It's nice to have one of my most base puns back on the list, but then I thought the gynasium-based horse-sex poem was one of my better moments of surreal inspiration. It's now got me wondering whether the lists are being fiddled in the same fashion as the Famous People I Hate question, but I can't see why anyone would target individual and obscure posts like that. Now I'm confused, and sub-David Icke conspiracy theories are bubbling around in my brain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I like that Hooverphonic tune...
...thanks for the tip.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

If you can get your hands
on the 'Singles 96-06' compilation, I believe it comes with a DVD of that gig (at least, my copy did). The Singles compilation is a pretty good introduction to their stuff and the live video is fuckin' awesome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

The Cardigans - Lovefool
But I am singing "Love Piss" instead, which has added a certain dimension to the song that it was previously lacking.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Heheheh
*giggles*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Just started today:
'The Hunter' by Blue Cheer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

'The Hunter' 'The Shirter' by Blue Cheer. Blue Queer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That really did not deserve the laugh it got.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I know.
But it was fun to say out loud. Go on - give it a go.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ain't no use to hide, baby
ain't no use to run
'cause I got you in the sight
of my bum fun
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

OH NOT YOU AS WELL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

*shouts* Come on, everybody join in...
*sings*
"Ain't no use to hide, baby...."
Now just the laydeez....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Come now,
I could never seriously ridicule anything written by the great Mckinley Morganfield. Alas I have to put up with people doing the same to me, for every time I put The Doors on my flatmate wanders into the room and sings
"This is my end,
my only friend, bell-end," etc.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

....cock in hand, waving it around....
My brother and I have re-worded songs for decades. His finest hour may have been the Ramones' '53rd & 3rd', a song about rent boys:

'53rd & 3rd, burgling a turd'

Made me laugh anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

My sister recommended
www.kissthisguy.com - Perfectly SFW but might look a bit dodgy if browsing your history by URL only, and named after the famously misheard line from Purple Haze.

It's an archive of misheard lyrics (though some, I suspect, were made up). One of the classics being the first line of LA Woman, which is changed from
"Well I just got into town about an hour ago,"
to
"Well it's been about an hour since an hour ago,"

And that CCR classic:
"Don't come round tonight, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

But Hendrix did on at least a couple of occasions actually say 'kiss this guy'
/nerd


I remembered a classic from my youth the other day - I was convinced that there was a line in 'Little Old Lady from Pasadena' that went 'she walks like an egg now, she walks like an egg', I really thought it was this and it used to crack me up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Used to crack you up, eh?
*spang*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Dear oh dear that was purely accidental
I GUESS THE YOLK'S ON ME, NOW, EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.
Normally for comedy of this calibre I'd have to shell out a small fortune...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I feel like listening to some music
*sticks an album on*



Bit desparate now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Oof! Took me a minute
Very subtle, sir. I may have concede defeat on that one.

(At least, the mental wranglings it will require to mangle "am neurotic" with "amniotic" are just too much this late in the working day...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

you deserve honorable mention for the last though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Very kind of you, but 'tis but a consolation prize if you can't finish the job
(That's what she said!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You missed a golden opportunity there
to have opened not with 'Oof!' but with 'Oeuf!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Why do French people only ever eat 1 egg?

Becasue 1 egg is an oeuf!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Because
they willingly gave all their other eggs to ze Germans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Some eggs were kept behind to run a sort of shell government called the Vichey
They had similar feelings on non-whites and poached power from the ruling egglite.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Some of those guys were pretty hard-boiled at first
But by the end of the war they'd seen so many atrocities they ended up with their brains a bit scrambled. Terribly sad, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

hah
nice edit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Little bit of fine tuning....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Merde.
And I thought competitive punning in one language was challenging un oeuf. This can't be good for my Ei-sight.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Owwww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)

sitting on the cock of a gay

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Ardy Party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tVRJmX9zw

Well, Ardy stinks like a motherfucker drowning in shit,
but the crazy part is how much I love that kid...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Song?
I wish for a song. Instead I have some kind of mental tuneless, teeth-on-edge painful shriek to correspond to the pain in my back.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Tell him to fuck off then.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I would try to drug him away
if the pharmacist hadn't just refused to sell me co-codamol (at the half the strength of my running-out prescription).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)