I teach burlesque dancing
and it's not really about the stripping, it's more about what is concealed than what's revealed. It's great fun to do and most people like watching it, to an extent. However, if you're used to hardcore strip joints then it will most likely be horribly disappointing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ere, any plans to teach in Liverpool?
I did Bella Besame's introductory course in Manchester, but the tassle-twirling and stocking removal class is mid-week and Manchester is only feasible at weekends for me :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's for ugly women
who want to be strippers, but have to keep their clothes on or teh audience will vomit. Is teaching it like care in the community?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

is it fuck
I'm the fitness you cheeky get
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You should be a real stripper then
that way we get to see your norks and chuff and we can have a proper wank.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I would offer a 'high-five' for that...
...but could you wash your hands first?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Burlesque ladies often get their norks out.
I don't think they get their marys out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Well, my original point stands.
If you've got an ugly vagina, keep it hidden behind a fluffy corset, if not, give us a look.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)