Burlesque dancing
It's not just stripping...but it is mostly stripping.

Had any experience of it? Was it any good?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:14, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See my profile
Proper burlesque is about titillating not stripping.
( Peej, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I like tits

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

BAN REQUEST
*gazzes mods*
( Peej, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Semi-nude beautiful women dancing in an erotic and sensual manner.
And you ask was it any good? You Sir, are a shirter and I claim my five pounds.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I teach burlesque dancing
and it's not really about the stripping, it's more about what is concealed than what's revealed. It's great fun to do and most people like watching it, to an extent. However, if you're used to hardcore strip joints then it will most likely be horribly disappointing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ere, any plans to teach in Liverpool?
I did Bella Besame's introductory course in Manchester, but the tassle-twirling and stocking removal class is mid-week and Manchester is only feasible at weekends for me :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's for ugly women
who want to be strippers, but have to keep their clothes on or teh audience will vomit. Is teaching it like care in the community?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

is it fuck
I'm the fitness you cheeky get
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You should be a real stripper then
that way we get to see your norks and chuff and we can have a proper wank.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I would offer a 'high-five' for that...
...but could you wash your hands first?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Burlesque ladies often get their norks out.
I don't think they get their marys out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Well, my original point stands.
If you've got an ugly vagina, keep it hidden behind a fluffy corset, if not, give us a look.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Burlesque is disappointing stripping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And they don't do tricks...
...with ping-pong balls.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I think women are more turned on by titillation then men.
If it's not gaping and spread out in front of them then they don't want to know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

This is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Is it bollocks.
The chase is always just as much fun as mounting the prize.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Absolutely and for all time
Seconded. Tits are nothing compared to the promise of tits.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

"When there's always biscuits in the tin,
where's the fun in biscuits?"
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Promises tits.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

*Wants biscuits.*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

spreads bourbon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*custard creams*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*ginger nuts*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

*chocolate hobnobs*

Take that how thou wilt.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*nice*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I find the greatest pleasure is to be garnered
from the cat-and-mouse games you play with the police, you know, when they try to guess when you'll strike next from the cryptic clues you leave with the bodies.

*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)