I teach web design and Internet applications at university level.
For £750 a day I will give you an in-depth account of accessibility, usability and user experience. I will teach you about XHTML and CSS and scripting and multimedia. I still can't guarantee you'll produce anything that looks vaguely good though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

DEAL!
Though I don't think much of your typing skills. You accidentally wrote £750 there when you meant £0.75.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Hmmm. I don't think much of your proofreading skills.
Always be sure to verify your website content.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Hmm....
I'll let that one slide, though I'll hev uyo know my profreasing skills are secon to none.

What really confuses me, however, is that not only are you female, you're also claiming to know about technology. I am left puzzled and limp.

I'm writing an essay on feminism in the workplace just now. I'm scared it's making me into a feminist sympathiser (and by extension, a cocoa-shunter) though, so I have to assert some thoughtless sexism now and again.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

God you're almost as expensive as me
We should make a club badge out of gold and emeralds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

That's my consultancy rate
but not, unfortunately, my salaried rate :(
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No me neither, I'd love to get paid £1150/day
Something always tells me I'm not worth it....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

it's cause
you don't use L'Oreal
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)