NOEL I NEED YOUR HELP!
I have to go out to a party in about 45 minutes, I haven't done my hair or makeup, all because I can't decide what dress to wear. What should I wear???!
White kneelength dress with pink and purple flowers + wedges
OR
Pale green paisley dress with sandals.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:37, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

white dress and wedges
in my opinion

bear in mind that I am a style guru
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Gok Wank.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Is this when you look like him as you get to the vinegar strokes?

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

isn't that everyone every time?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

What about him?

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

he's constantly on the verge of ejaculation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Who, Tuggers, or Gok?
Hard to tell them apart, the great Marys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

both
the filthy schweinhunds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

A criminally underused epithet there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I am on the verge of ejaculation...
...thinking about getting home and pretend-playing my organ.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

A new pan-Asian twist on 'turning Japanese'
Very progressive, like it.

How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hello!
I'm OK - I'm at home hoping they'll deliver my new bed today as promised. Then I have to put the fucking thing together.
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm 'meh'
Singularly unexcited about life today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

style guru complete chutney ferret
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

For what it is worth...
...the 'Pale green paisley dress with sandals.' sounds good.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

that's what I was thinking
I'm just torn, they're both favourite dresses of mine. I'm actually making an effort to look nice for this party, it's a friend's 21st, and can't decide.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Paisley is the pattern for parties.
*spits on hanky and wipes face*
Now you run along poppet, have a nice time, be good, keep your knickers on and NO drugs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

thanks mate.
I wasn't planning on drinking or staying over to get laid or to do drugs. Mainly because I'm the designated driver.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You are such an angel.
*prouds*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

paisley dress and sandals

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Dining cape and cravat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I second this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Unfortunately, I am in possession of neither item.
darn my lack of clothing diversity.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I have several matching sets
Do feel free to pop over and borrow one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm sure I will when I get the opportunity.
thank you very much lovely :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

My pleasure
*throws cape over shoulder dramatically, affixes monocle and leaps into a waiting brougham*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Am I allowed to ask what a brougham is?
I've never heard of them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

haven't done this for a while!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brougham_(carriage)

tis a horse drawn carraige
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Or in Monty's case a 'Brougham' means rent-boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Or the secret third option.
Pin-stripe suit and monocle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I have neither of those clothing items either :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Go Paisley.
Doesn't show the vomit as much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Is this REALLY the best look for a party?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Works well with orange.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Possibly.
Posterized and tesselated as a fabric design it could be a winnah!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)