It's Friday!
How're you? Did you sleep well? Nice breakfast? Busy day ahead? Doing anything interesting this weekend? Do you have any questions for me?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 8:52, 120 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It is payday
and already been on a mammoth spree on amazon

very tired, no, special k (the cereal not the drug) exceedingly as always, not sure yet might get my hair cut and browse the second hand shops, no sorry
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Why do I do stupid things?

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Hell no, I'm not answering that!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Don't worry, it's not relationship related.
I bought a second hand rocking chair but because it's winged back I can't get it up to the attic room. I just about got it upstairs to the spare room with some damage to the hall walls.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Still, excuse me if I tip-toe around that particular minefield.
You might as well have asked if your bum looked big in that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Haha!
But I regard your opinion very highly.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You do stupid things because you haven't got an inherent sense of measurement or scale.
Pop into your local builder's merchant and pick yourself up a tape-measure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I have one : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Then you must use it.
Either that or pop into your local builder's merchant and get yourself a local builder.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Still snotty, not particularly, not yet, always, replacing light switches at my mum's house,
Why am I so self destructive?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

*backs away*
I don't know why I asked that last question.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)

You asked it
so answer mine.

*advances*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It's because you hate yourself.
You should learn to love yourself. Regularly. With lube.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I thought it might be that
Thanks Noel, I'll have a wank tonight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Not happy.
Not really.
Don't eat breakfast.
Extremely busy.
Liverpool vs United game on Sunday, that's about it.
Which older bird would you rather, Judi Dench or Helen Mirren?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

No contest.
Mirren.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Agreed.
I still would, even with the potentially flappy tits.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Had a quick look at her last night
Never knew she did nude scenes in her first film. Not a bad pair of tits.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

she used to live in a commune, take acid and have orgies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Alright, yes, Bran Flakes were nice, no, nothing exciting, poops or pees?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Pees every time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Friday Friday, Hairy Pie Day!
1) Breathing poorly, thank god for ventolin and steroids
2) Not bad considering
3) Mmmmm. Go Ahead fruits of the forest yogurt coated thingy. Sweet.
4) Hopefully not
5) Meal with outlaws tonight and amusing myself while wife does lecturery stuff all weekend
6) Got any spots?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I did.
Thankfully the antibiotics are clearing up my mild folliculitis but I'll have to take them for another two months. Thanks for asking.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Morning!
Slept badly. Got up, made cheese and chilli scones (so breakfast was nice) and today I am awaiting delivery of my new bed, which I will have to assemble. Brace yourself for more anguished phone calls, Wookiee.
This weekend I shall be in Brixton doing nothing.
What's up with your face?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Ooh those scones sound brilliant!
My face? This is my spare face. I'm saving my special face for the bash!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I don't agree with savoury scones, it's the kind of thing communist dissadents would make.
*narrows eyes*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Fuck off to work!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I have no problem with people missing out on stuff.

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)

In that case, I'll make you some for Sunday breakfast :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm going to have a crack at making some tonight.
Fresh chili or flakes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I just use chilli powder so I've always got some to hand.
Experiment though!
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've got all three.
My mouth is watering!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Do you want my recipe, or do you have one?

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Gaz it if you like.
We've got loads of different recipes from relatives so another won't hurt :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

If I like?
Yeh, it'll be the higlight of my day.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Man, you need a new day.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

*makes up Noel's bed in the road*

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

:)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Ok bit tired, black coffe and a banana insubstantial, RUGBY all day Saturday,
please can you tell me off if you see me on B3ta again before 12 as I have tons/tonnes of work to do!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

*Gordon Ramsey hand gesture*
Done!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Thanks for asking.
1. Much better than yesterday. My hangover from the races has gone.
2. Very well. 7 hours of solid kip and saucy dream.
3. Bran and yoghurt.
4. Very. Meetings in morn. Pick up son at lunchtime and then work from home until a batch of reports are finished.
5. Kids are at birthday parties and I am spending tomorrow shooting around the Cotswolds on my mountain bike, followed by dinner with wife and then wine, weed and jamming with an old friend.
6. What is your favourite type of crisp?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Can I have your weekend please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

No way. I am so overdue this.
*smugs*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Type of crisp?
Now that is a bit of a twat of a question.

Could be Pringles, Doritos, Monster Munch, Kettle Chips, or Walkers Sensations.

Damn you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Don't forget Brannigan's or McCoy's

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Good point, well made!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Kings make a crisp out of cassava
Low carb and quite tasty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I have no favourite for all crisps are mighty potato or maize salvation!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Is the correct answer.
Crisps are like blow-jobs. Even the worst one you ever had was pretty damn good.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:25, Reply)

*amens*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I've suffered a couple
that were as bad as Scampi'n'Lemon Nik Naks in my time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I was talking about receiving not giving.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

heaux heaux
What on earth are you 'taliking' about, Tuggers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

scampi and lemon Nik Naks are fucking awesome
you deviant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

What are you 'taliking' about , Monty?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

whatchu taking 'bout, Willis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Odd you mention that.
I was just thinking about celebrity crack-whores and mentioned 'that bird from Diff'rent Strokes' who google informs me is Dana Plato.
Were you projecting your thoughts?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Maybe not.
Walkers have a new flavour - Jizz.
They are being marketed as a Diet crisp as most people will spit them out.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

fucking classic

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

quite a lot better than yesterday
much better than recently
paté on toast, yum
reasonably busy
recording studio! wooooo!
how'd you get so pretty?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

L'Oreal.
Because I'm worth inflated cosmetic prices.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Actually I do have a question
Who should I have a punt on each way to come third in the Gold Cup this afternoon please?

Going for Denman to win, but always nice to have a stab at an outsider to see if I luck out
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Imperial Commander.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:25, Reply)

im torn
between tricky trickster and calgary bay
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

1. It is, yes
2. Nope - about 4 hours
3. Breakfast is for wimps
4. Reasonably but manageably so for a change
5. Nope: doing precisely sod all
6. Will I ever grow up?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)

alright monty boyce

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:26, Reply)

alright Noel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I'm going to bake the hell out of some cheese and chili scones tonight.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm considering going out to dinner on my own :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm considering getting pizza delivered to where we are playing a gig
we're on at half 9ish, and the penis who is organising it asked if we could get there at half 5 to set up. we told him no.

If he wasn't paying us £100 for half an hour I'd headbutt him to death
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Do it anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

you know, I think I will

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Wear a cravat and read 'Reading Gaol' whilst dining...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I shall be wearing my dining cape and cravat ensemble, of course

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

The ignominy of a table for one.
That's sad Monty
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Isn't it just?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Aw man.
Come up here and I'll treat you to a kebab.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Bless you.
Actually I've rather set my heart on Argie black pudding and a steak.

NOT SUCH A LOSER'S DINNER AFTER ALL, EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

any dinner you eat is a loser's dinner old man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hahaha
So true...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

skipped breakfast at home
as I planned to have a sausage, bacon and egg bap as part of the offices Friday hot sandwich order. Alas, by the time I arrived the order had already been placed. Bastards.

Sooo hungry...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

1. Tired
2. Nausea and pain, so no. (You asked, I'm not just whinging.)
3. Haven't eaten yet but contemplating toast.
4. Blood test at 11.50, emails to send, cleaning to do, so not really.
5. Going to B&Q to look at kitchens, probably.
6. Daddy or chips?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Chips!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

NOEL I NEED YOUR HELP!
I have to go out to a party in about 45 minutes, I haven't done my hair or makeup, all because I can't decide what dress to wear. What should I wear???!
White kneelength dress with pink and purple flowers + wedges
OR
Pale green paisley dress with sandals.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

white dress and wedges
in my opinion

bear in mind that I am a style guru
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Gok Wank.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Is this when you look like him as you get to the vinegar strokes?

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

isn't that everyone every time?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

What about him?

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

he's constantly on the verge of ejaculation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Who, Tuggers, or Gok?
Hard to tell them apart, the great Marys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

both
the filthy schweinhunds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

A criminally underused epithet there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I am on the verge of ejaculation...
...thinking about getting home and pretend-playing my organ.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

A new pan-Asian twist on 'turning Japanese'
Very progressive, like it.

How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hello!
I'm OK - I'm at home hoping they'll deliver my new bed today as promised. Then I have to put the fucking thing together.
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm 'meh'
Singularly unexcited about life today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

style guru complete chutney ferret
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

For what it is worth...
...the 'Pale green paisley dress with sandals.' sounds good.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

that's what I was thinking
I'm just torn, they're both favourite dresses of mine. I'm actually making an effort to look nice for this party, it's a friend's 21st, and can't decide.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Paisley is the pattern for parties.
*spits on hanky and wipes face*
Now you run along poppet, have a nice time, be good, keep your knickers on and NO drugs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

thanks mate.
I wasn't planning on drinking or staying over to get laid or to do drugs. Mainly because I'm the designated driver.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You are such an angel.
*prouds*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

paisley dress and sandals

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Dining cape and cravat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I second this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Unfortunately, I am in possession of neither item.
darn my lack of clothing diversity.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I have several matching sets
Do feel free to pop over and borrow one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm sure I will when I get the opportunity.
thank you very much lovely :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

My pleasure
*throws cape over shoulder dramatically, affixes monocle and leaps into a waiting brougham*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Am I allowed to ask what a brougham is?
I've never heard of them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

haven't done this for a while!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brougham_(carriage)

tis a horse drawn carraige
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Or in Monty's case a 'Brougham' means rent-boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Or the secret third option.
Pin-stripe suit and monocle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I have neither of those clothing items either :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Go Paisley.
Doesn't show the vomit as much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Is this REALLY the best look for a party?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Works well with orange.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Possibly.
Posterized and tesselated as a fabric design it could be a winnah!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)