Yep, there was also no prize for employee of the month.
And they wouldn't let me wear the crown I made for myself. cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That sucks
If they'd have known that they where firing you anyway, they should have at least let you wear a crown.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Then at least he could have looked proud
as he walked out with his box of belongings, off into the sunset. People would have started a slow clap of admiration.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

The strains of a particularly meloncholy song playing out into the dusk....
A co-worker who always acted like he hated them shaking hands with him firmly. A gesture of respect, though not friendship. The bittered old manager who has seen everything wiping away the ghost of a tear, muttering to himself "There goes the best damn employee of the month we ever had. Won't see his like again". As the doors to the building close shut for the last time.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

haha
I hope there was some kind of homoerotic sports scene somewhere along the line as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Oh that was way back a few scenes ago
When mike from accounts asked him to throw the interdepartmental baseball leauge game. It was touch and go there, but a heart to heart with bittered manager man set him right again.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You should film this
It would make a killing at the box office.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Wouldn't just make a killing at the box office
It'd become the film that defines our generation, inspires millions and singlehandedly revives our flagging economy and fixes broken britain. Or somesuch shit like that.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Was the crown
part of the reason for redundancy?

Was it made of fresh babies?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)