Anyone have a weekend of win?
Or just a weekend?

I threw a 180 with 3 darts on Saturday afternoon. That was a first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:33, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you wear a lot of gold jewellery
and drink 15 pints of foaming lager?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Essex Girl

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Oi

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Objection

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

But, it's like totally you.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Totally is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 23:27, Reply)

You mean like a West Country version of Bobby George?
Sadly, no.

But I was wearing a watch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Did you hit anyone in the head with a dart?
I knew someone at school that happened to.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Don't come on here with your LIES.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sadly it isn't a lie
I went to school with morons. And not the good kind of moron either.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I love the good kinds.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)

The good ones at least provide amusement
The others just provide worry. Damn them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

One of my ultimate fears in life is being hit in the forehead with a dart.
The other is having a turkey's horrible, dangly chin touch me.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Do you think you'll catch bird-aidz or somesuch from it?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*makes new plans for Cornwall*

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You could tie a turkey chin to the back of wookies head
and terrify lusty the whole drive down.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

LUSTY!!!!
I've just realised, are you back in the UK now?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I would cry.
and yups, I got back on Friday.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Lusty and Badger and their boobs are all travelling down in Badger's car
so the turkey will have to go in there.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's going to be a norkfest.
:D
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Oh boy, I wish I was a car seat cover now
I'd be so close to those minges, I could practically taste them. Plus, being in a car for that length of time means at least one of them would be almost guaranteed to guff on me at some point.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

If it'll make you feel any better
I can take pictures of your face for badger and I to use as seat covers.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

As long as the thought of sitting on my face gets you both really wet
then I'll be happy.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm lost for words
:(
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

You haven't been here enough recently
I've been much worse since you went away and left us.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

This is true.
He's the worst behaved BFF I've ever had.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I've become not only a bully, but a cocksucker to boot.
I even got naughtystepped for my bully and cock sucking ways.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

That was both glorious and sad at the same time
I lol-ed through my tears that day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I've also been living amongst a nation of polite people.
It's probably for the best if you break me in gently.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

With some spanking?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

nothing like a spot of BDSM for making a girl feel at home.

( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:28, Reply)

It always works with my usual visitors.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

From social services?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Is that not just like a standard day for you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:38, Reply)

This brings the advantage of you not having to deal
with having a turkey in your car. Or Badgerface.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Well yes,
but I'll be with Wookiee and his boobs are rubbish.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Best timing ever to LOG ON :o)
My favourite b3tans, norks and wet seats - all in one thread!

*swoons*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Hello, Geordie Norks

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Even geordie norks are no match for yours.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

There's only one way to find out...
FIGHT!
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

NORKS OUT!
*jiggles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

If you had a picture of my face on your car seat
you would never be able to drive anywhere as you'd keep sliding into the footwell.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I'd drive EVERYWHERE from the (soggy) footwell :o)
Vision is for poofs man - proper Geordies don't even use the break pedal; we just shout, "Whey-aye!" instead of breaking or changing gear. Tru innit.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:39, Reply)

This deserves to be top of the popular page.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:42, Reply)

You'll always be top of my *special* popular page
IRL
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I had a pretty shit weekend
all things considered
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I'm sorry for your loss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 7:36, Reply)