One of my ultimate fears in life is being hit in the forehead with a dart.
The other is having a turkey's horrible, dangly chin touch me.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do you think you'll catch bird-aidz or somesuch from it?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*makes new plans for Cornwall*

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You could tie a turkey chin to the back of wookies head
and terrify lusty the whole drive down.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

LUSTY!!!!
I've just realised, are you back in the UK now?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I would cry.
and yups, I got back on Friday.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Lusty and Badger and their boobs are all travelling down in Badger's car
so the turkey will have to go in there.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's going to be a norkfest.
:D
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Oh boy, I wish I was a car seat cover now
I'd be so close to those minges, I could practically taste them. Plus, being in a car for that length of time means at least one of them would be almost guaranteed to guff on me at some point.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

If it'll make you feel any better
I can take pictures of your face for badger and I to use as seat covers.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

As long as the thought of sitting on my face gets you both really wet
then I'll be happy.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm lost for words
:(
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

You haven't been here enough recently
I've been much worse since you went away and left us.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

This is true.
He's the worst behaved BFF I've ever had.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I've become not only a bully, but a cocksucker to boot.
I even got naughtystepped for my bully and cock sucking ways.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

That was both glorious and sad at the same time
I lol-ed through my tears that day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I've also been living amongst a nation of polite people.
It's probably for the best if you break me in gently.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

With some spanking?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

nothing like a spot of BDSM for making a girl feel at home.

( wanderlust, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:28, Reply)

It always works with my usual visitors.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

From social services?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Is that not just like a standard day for you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:38, Reply)

This brings the advantage of you not having to deal
with having a turkey in your car. Or Badgerface.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Well yes,
but I'll be with Wookiee and his boobs are rubbish.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)