someone once gave me a bottle of champagne
it was dead old and when poured was the colour of tramps piss. i had it with lemonade.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ee, and I bet it was worth a mint.
Whereas Tesco Cava would have been gorgeous and under a fiver
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

nah free innit, i think they won it on a fucking raffle back in '87
my mam won a bottle of pompagne this weekend, got my name written all over it. i'll probably get that in 20 years time an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)

My mate won a bottle of Hock once
Gave it to me. Fucking hell he must hate me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My nan likes a nice hock. And a blue nun too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Aw but she's old
Bless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)

To be fair, she'd drink fucking meths if you told her it would get her bongoed.
At my wedding, her and my granddad were last in the bar. Skillz.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

My dead nana was like that
One party her and Grandad were still sat drinking on my mum's couch at 9am.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Hardcore.
I hope to be like this when I am old.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You aren't like this already?
My uncle kept doing the rounds with the champagne at a family birthday party a few weeks ago. His walking was starting to develop a distinct weave by the end.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)