company policy
all employees must see the nurse on commencing employment and every three years after
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why do you have to be two stone lighter?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Because that's how
much overweight I am
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

But why does it matter to the nurse?
It's not like you will lose your job because of it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Unless she works
for Weight Watchers.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

No but
it's her job to give me a health talk on how I am not healthy because I smoke and eat cakes and drink and eat cakes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Just sit there looking petulant till she's finished then go and have a fag.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

you drink cakes?
that's a pretty efficient way of getting the maximum amount of cake into one's system in the shortest amount of time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Will she hold your balls and ask you to cough

That's my favourite bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I've never understood why they do that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

It's to see
whether you have a hernia. Any movement behind the scrotum can be indicative of problems. Or so I'm told.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

What about a movement in front of the scrotum?
I seem to get a disapproving look for that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I was hearing a story from a mate
about when he went for his vasectomy, and the doctor was a gorgeous blonde woman, who knelt down in front of him to examine his balls before the op.

Her face was just at cock level and he was finding it difficult to control himself while she was handling his bits.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Ha! I guess if he's going in for the snip
then she can always respond to his embarrasing bone-on by looking at the scalpel and saying "I'm going to enjoy this..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think in that situation
I'd be so perturbed about someone taking a sharp object to my ballsack, that my cock would be shrivelled up like an acorn regardless of who had my balls in their hand.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Do they squeeze your clit and ask you to sneeze?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

No! but I wish they would.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)