I'm having cameras shoved in me to examine my innards in a couple of weeks
which I'm not looking forward to.

I had it done before a couple of years back. Despite the uncomfortable-ness of it, it was relatively easy. Go in, get everything washed out of me, lie down on a bed while the doc rummages about, go home again.

This time, they apparently need to go deeper. To do this, the doc explained they wouldn't give me a general anaesthestic to knock me out completely, they'd instead "sedate you so you don't care what happens."

I'm going to get rohypnoled, aren't I.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and then arse-raped
delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Ah well,
It's something to look forward to over the bank holiday, I guess.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

yup
and you will care, but you won't be able to prevent anything.


sorry
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I wish they'd offered me that for my cervical cancer test last week
it was like being raped by a Transformer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

There's a web site for that.
*nods knowingly*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

what, for tranquilisers
or for being raped by a Transformer?

On that note, there's a whole website devoted to drawings of dragons fucking cars. People are weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)