She's not attractive
Why couldn't there be a normal sized curvy girl who DOESN'T have a nose like Tubbs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's a very harsh comment
I think she's perfectly nice looking. If I was single, out on the lash and I noticed her on the other side of the dancefloor, I would definitely go over and try and pull her fit mate.

Actually I wouldn't, I would stare at her fit mate from the other side of the room and make her feel uncomfortable. Then after I was totally shitfaced I would lurch over and mutter something unintelligible and she would ignore me and walk off.

But, were I to be at a party, I would talk to Chloe and probably get along quite well with her, we'd probably end up sleeping with each other and she would develop quite an infatuation for me. As I'm pretty weak willed I'd keep on slipping her the hot dog for a few weeks, but it would mainly involve me going round hers and then leaving in the morning as I just didn't want to be seen out with her. Finally, the reality of the situation would break through her little bubble and she'd try and broach the subject of where this was going. I'd lose patience and get angry with her, demanding why she had to plan everything out, why can't she just live for a while. I'd leave, she'd probably call me the next day and apologise and I'd end up doing her up the wrong 'un that night.

She'd cry herself to sleep. I'd lie awake hating myself. Eventually I'd sneak out and then dump her by text message. I'd change my number and move away and we wouldn't see each other again.

A few years later I'd get back in touch wit her via facebook. She would have a boyfriend now and be really happy. I'd still be alone and I'd curse myself for being so stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

this is a gonzo reply that's been put through a spellchecker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

It's also true

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

POTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

and you'd secretly be pleased she'd put on a bit of weight since you split up.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You could console yourself with an ironic bucket of chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

The best kind of bucket of chicken.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

"fucking Chuck Norris"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I didn't really read this, it was to long and I have to short of an attention span.
But just so you know, she isn't reading this, probably, so won't think to herself "Oh BOY, that Al sure does like me, I reckon maybe I could, nah', that's silly, well, I'll give it a shot... maybe we can hook up some time for an ice cream down the rib shack."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)