probably, do you know one? (ba-dum-TISH)
he was a labourer on building sites until his mid twenties. Not a qualification to his name.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

no, i don't know any!
hmmm, so that probably means nice muscles as well as [insert obligatory joke about going down really well]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

He has arms like popeye
nice bloke, drives crap cars (like me) even though he could afford something flashy (sort of like me).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

yeah but does he have
his very own chicken, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Good point Miss Swipe
i'm living the dream
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

ah but which dream?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

A recurring one
Where I’m a boring accountant who lives on his own with a chicken :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

could be worse
you could have thought, law, there's a sexy and dramatic career.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Ha! I'm not clever enough for law
I remember looking into doing law at uni and was put off by the high grades required. I was never going to get 2 As and a B!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

pfffft
it is clear from your posts that you are a damn sight too clever. want to hear an absolute classic from my new trainee, who will one day be a lawyer...

me: "what is the term of the lease?" him: "the term?" me: "the length. you know. how long it was granted for. like they taught you in law school......" him: "oh. where would i find that?" me: IN THE FUCKING LEASE. him: "oh." [minutes of silence] [more minutes of feverish page turning] him: "oh here it is! got it! the term is the term of years hereby created!"

jesus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Aww bless...smack her round the head with a big reference book.
I try not to have anything to do with trainees. They tend to be 18 year old girls with gravity defying breasts. Trouble with a capital "T".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well
this one is male. and truly, obscenely fit. the first time he walked in, i think my instructions were gaaaaaaaaah accompanied by some attractive dribble. the sad thing is, now that i know just how dim he is (the wheel is spinning. the hamster is dead.), i can't even appreciate the glorious looks because i just want to brain some sense into him. and i am sure you'd feel the same about the perky 18 year-yeah, right!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Afternoon swipey!
How's things with you, apart from the retarded assistant.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

i am posting from my bed
with a killer headache. can't decide if it is better or worse than being at work! how are you stranger??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I think any excuse to be at home is generally better than work.
I'm stupidly busy at the moment. I was looking forward to my birthday on friday, but now I have to go on a course on waste management in Luton. I hate Luton.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)