Good luck with the scuba
I learnt back in 1999 at Weymouth and have been to the Red Sea twice and the Galapogos Islands. People knock PADI, but having dived with unqualified dive guides I would choose PADI any day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When I'm a rich diving instructor
I'll send for you with a trail of clues, like in Shawshank.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Aww thanks!
but Shawshank without the gang-rape I hope.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

hang on
where was the gangrape in that movie?? did i miss something??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Yup, it was all narrated by Morgan Freeman
"Over the years, Andys arse took a pounding"

Then the nasty guard crippled the ring leader and everything worked out just fine.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh
totally missed that. first time i have felt too innocent for anything in a very long time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I totally heard that in my head in Morgan Freeman's voice

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

didn't the sisters do some gang raping?
or did he get away with it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)