booked an appointment to get my hair cut

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What are you gonna get?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

well, it's probably about 4 inches long all over at the moment
and I quite like the length, but my hair is really fine, and there's shitloads of it, so need them to use those the thinning scissors in quite an extreme way.

basically I want a big, choppy mess.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Interesting.
Essentially you want it to look like you've had it cut by a blind, retarded five year old?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

yes
but with less flesh wounds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

A "Chesney Hawks" it is then?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

naa, his was all straight and neat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I've never seen anyone with a haircut like his before or since
he was the one and only
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I got mistaken for Chesney Hawks by two drunk girls a few weeks ago.
I don't know if they were just being bitches or trying to flirt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's a hard one to call isn't it
I would have punched* one and got off with the other just to cover all bases


*violence against women is bad disclaimer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it's ok
because if they were trying to flirt, would you really want to hook up with someone who fancied chesney hawkes?

unless you scored with both of them which, as this is qotw/ot I'm assuming you did
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No, I just glassed them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

too many drugs eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I considered it instant justice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

fine work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Good luck.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Thank frig

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Mullets are in this season

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

business in the front
party in the back
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

if it wasn't quite long at the front
I'd be rockin' a mullet right now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

just like
when trying for children
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You should get a Lionel Blair haircut like mine
/doesifhecomeshereblog
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I had a haircut once.
1994, I think.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I went through a long period of no haircuts
once upon a time I had long glossy blonde hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)