I have
She's so dirty, I got hearing AIDS
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yes
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

athangyew

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

You fucking wish you'd heard my dulcet tones, you wool!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Here's the main problem
I speak the Queen's English, no real accent from anyway.

You don't so much speak it, as chew it and spit it out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

How would you know
I could speak like Audrey hepburn for all you know
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It'd be a fucking miracle

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Don't be mean,
It can be quite a nice accent sometimes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, Manzanita
I don't sound like Denise Fergus (unless I'm wasted).
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Actually, I should make it clear
I like the scouse accent, always found it to be quite calming.

I'm not even so sure why I've been so nasty to you these last few days. I think it's because it's fun.

Anyway, sorry. You whore
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Cunt off to Wigan you wool

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm from Skem
Get it right.

(Even I'm not sure how that's an improvement...)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I know where you're from
I was trying to add insult to injury
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Oof!
Cruelty!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Why have you called me a tree?
My friend has a very broad one, and generally sounds rather charming; til he gets smashed. Then its not words anymore, its just pure accent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's spanish for 'little apple'!
Yes when I'm smashed it just sounds like a hairdryer with staples stuck inside.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Metaphor of the Week.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Hoorah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Ah, In that case,
Thank you! I like that :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Any time dudette ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I was trying to think of tree puns for this,
the best I could come up with was:
"because she wishes you wood leaf" which is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

got a laugh out of me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You're shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

He's oakay.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I wood.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm waiting for the your face/mum is shit comeback.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

yew'll be waiting a log (long) time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Don't branch away
from your day job.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm syc(amore) of your constant put downs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Its oak-ay, I don't mean it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Stop pineing for me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I give up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)